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Sleeveless Jokes

7 sleeveless jokes and hilarious sleeveless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sleeveless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Laughter Sleeveless Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What is a good sleeveless joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why do Americans wear sleeveless t-shirts?

Because they have the right to bare arms

The Ballerina

This n**..., sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman c**... it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

I always wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym...

But the only thing I exercise is my right to bare arms.

Why do NRA members wear sleeveless shirts?

Because they have a right to bare arms!

Oprah promises prosecution of all women in sleeveless dresses when she takes office

She is against the right to bare arms.

My entire family really loves sleeveless clothing.

So we invest in vests, in vests.

A lawyer goes to court with no sleeves on

The judge asks "Why are you sleeveless in my court?"
The lawyer looked in straight faced and said "I have the right to bare arms sir".

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