The Best 10 Sleeveless Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sleeveless jokes. There are some sleeveless skimpy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sleeveless hats puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sleeveless Jokes and Puns

Why do Americans wear sleeveless t-shirts?

Because they have the right to bare arms

The Ballerina

This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

I always wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym...

But the only thing I exercise is my right to bare arms.

Why do NRA members wear sleeveless shirts?

Because they have a right to bare arms!

Oprah promises prosecution of all women in sleeveless dresses when she takes office

She is against the right to bare arms.


My entire family really loves sleeveless clothing.

So we invest in vests, in vests.

A lawyer goes to court with no sleeves on

The judge asks "Why are you sleeveless in my court?"

The lawyer looked in straight faced and said "I have the right to bare arms sir".

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

So apparently I'm wife beaters kind of guy

Their sleeveless design really gives my arms greater range of motion and cooling than you expect with most shirts.

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar in Dublin.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sleeveless sleeve jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sleeveless parka piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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