Sleepy Jokes

55 sleepy jokes and hilarious sleepy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sleepy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Unlock your funny bones and laugh out loud with a collection of the funniest sleepy jokes around! Whether you like your jokes about tired dogs, Sleepy Hollow, sleepy cats, sleepy faces, or insomnia, you'll find something perfect to make you chuckle. Get ready to doze off laughing!

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Funniest Sleepy Short Jokes

Short sleepy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sleepy humour may include short asleep jokes also.

  1. I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.
  2. A man calls his doctor late at night. "Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!" The sleepy M.D replies, "Don't go back to either of them."
  3. Not sure why but I suddenly came over sleepy the other day Turns out dwarves don't like that kind of thing.
  4. What do you call a Dark Souls fan who has stayed up too long and has been too tired to play properly for the past hour? Sleepy Hollow.
  5. Did you guys hear about that sleepy motorcyle that fell over? It tried to stay standing, but it was just two-tired.
  6. Nighttime joke What does Mr. Sandman do to all the sleepy children at night?
    He kidnaps them.
  7. A man was sitting in his car while it was running in his garage. He started to feel sleepy... He was exhausted.
  8. What is the sleepy dragon's favorite food? Flaming yawn
  9. Why was lindsay lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks.
  10. You know that feeling you get in the middle of the afternoon when you're really sleepy and tired.. There's a nap for that

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Sleepy One Liners

Which sleepy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sleepy? I can suggest the ones about fell asleep and falls asleep.

  1. 7 dwarves were in a room and they started feeling sleepy. So he left.
  2. What kind of bees make you sleepy? Cos-bees
  3. What is a sleepy dragon's favorite steak? Flamin' yawn.
  4. What do you call a sleepy relative? A napkin
  5. What do you call a sleepy Irishman? Mel O'Tonin.
  6. sleepy from being on your phone too much? there's a nap for that
  7. What do you call a sleepy zombie? A Zzzzzzzzzzzombie!
  8. What do you call a sleepy monster truck? Mega tired
  9. What did the lawyer call the sleepy judge? Yawner.
  10. Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy.
  11. What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user? Napkin.
  12. What kind of food causes you to breathe fire when you're sleepy? A filet mignon
  13. How do you describe an owner of a couch store who's sleepy? He's SofaKing tired
  14. What do you call a miniature pig with narcolepsy? A sleepy little hamlet.
  15. What did the rastafarian say to the hypnotist Jamaican me sleepy

Sleepy Time Jokes

Here is a list of funny sleepy time jokes and even better sleepy time puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Six dwarves in a bath were feeling happy. So happy got out. Once happy got out then they all felt grumpy.
    By the time grumpy escaped they were feeling sleepy. Sleepy didn't seem to notice.
Sleepy joke, Six dwarves in a bath were feeling happy. So happy got out.

Great Sleepy Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about sleepy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sleeping cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sleepy pranks.

My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-s**... at 3AM...

Why does bill nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?
Because of the Nye Quill.

At first i was feeling a little grumpy,

Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful.
I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs

A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy

They're Bashful, d**..., Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc

Two Women Talking in Heaven

1 Woman: Hi, Wandal
2 Woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?
1 Woman: I froze to death.
2 Woman: How horrible!
1 Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2 Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1 Woman: So what happened?
2 Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1 Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-we'd both still be alive.

Coin toss

Little Johnny : I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
His Friend : So, what did you finally do?
Little Johnny : I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.

Sleepy pilot

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?
I think I'm gonna c**...

A cop pulls over Sleepy Hollow on Halloween night.

"Why were you going so fast? Can't you see all of this traffic in front of you? A lot of trick-or-treaters are out tonight."
"Sorry officer, I was just trying to get ahead."

My grandfather told me this one.

A public worker goes to the doctor.
W- I've been feeling really tired lately and I always feel sleepy.
D- Well when did it begin?
W- It begun when they changed my work time...
D- How many hours do you work per week?
W- 35h
D- And how many hours did you work before?
W- 40h
D- See? Its those 5 hours of sleep that you have been missing!

A new comprehensive study found that only ~14.3% of dwarves are Happy

The study went on to show that the rest of them are Grumpy, Sleepy, d**..., Bashful, Sneezy, and Doc.

I went to a hypnotist once.

He waved a watch in front of me and said
You are getting very sleepy
I looked at him dead in the eye and said
Hey d**... I'm always sleepy, tell me something I don't know .

Two friends meet up, one of them has bandages over his ears

-Hey, man, what happened?
-Well, I was still sleepy when I was ironing my clothes in the morning, I heard my phone ringing and put the iron against my ear!
-Oh man, that's rough. Hold on, you burned your ear, but why is the other one also bandaged?
-I immediately called an ambulance!

A squirrel in the refrigerator

A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.
What are you doing in my fridge? the man asks.
The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, Isn't this a Westinghouse?
Um, yes, the man replies. It is.
Well then, the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, I am twying to west.

Since the Democratic Party is led by Sleepy Joe Biden, today they announced that they'd be renaming themselves to the ZZZ Party...

... realizing that the Republican Party name no longer provides a strong enough contrast with their opponents, President Trump and Mitch McConnell declared that they will be changing their name to the Not ZZZ Party.

Snow White gets into a hot tub and starts feeling a little happy

Happy gets out and she starts feeling a little grumpy.
Grumpy gets out and Bill Cosby gets in and she starts feeling a little sleepy.

Did you hear the one about the sleepy j**...?

He's an oxymoron

Sleepy joke, What do you call a sleepy relative?

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