Sleepwalking Jokes
6 sleepwalking jokes and hilarious sleepwalking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sleepwalking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Sleepwalking Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good sleepwalking joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic
A father gets a phone call from his son's teacher
A father is at work when he gets a call from his son's teacher.
"Hello Mr. Johnson, I was in the middle of a lecture today when your son just got up and left the room without a word. I'm very worried about him, is he alright?"
The father just laughed and said "oh you have nothing to worry about, Billy has been sleepwalking since he was 5 years old!"
What do you call the Pope when he is sleepwalking?
A Roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a sleepwalking bishop?
A rome-ing catholic
What happened to the Jewish sleepwalker?
He 'schlept'.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun ?
A roamin' Catholic
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Oh look there's the door...bye
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