Sleepiness Jokes
78 sleepiness jokes and hilarious sleepiness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sleepiness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sleepiness Short Jokes
Short sleepiness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sleepiness humour may include short jokes also.
- I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.
- A man calls his doctor late at night. "Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!" The sleepy M.D replies, "Don't go back to either of them."
- Not sure why but I suddenly came over sleepy the other day Turns out dwarves don't like that kind of thing.
- What do you call a Dark Souls fan who has stayed up too long and has been too tired to play properly for the past hour? Sleepy Hollow.
- Did you guys hear about that sleepy motorcyle that fell over? It tried to stay standing, but it was just two-tired.
- Nighttime joke What does Mr. Sandman do to all the sleepy children at night?
He kidnaps them. - A man was sitting in his car while it was running in his garage. He started to feel sleepy... He was exhausted.
- What is the sleepy dragon's favorite food? Flaming yawn
- Why was lindsay lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks.
- You know that feeling you get in the middle of the afternoon when you're really sleepy and tired.. There's a nap for that
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Sleepiness One Liners
Which sleepiness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sleepiness? I can suggest the ones about and .
- 7 dwarves were in a room and they started feeling sleepy. So he left.
- What kind of bees make you sleepy? Cos-bees
- What is a sleepy dragon's favorite steak? Flamin' yawn.
- What do you call a sleepy relative? A napkin
- What do you call a sleepy Irishman? Mel O'Tonin.
- sleepy from being on your phone too much? there's a nap for that
- What do you call a sleepy zombie? A Zzzzzzzzzzzombie!
- What do you call a sleepy monster truck? Mega tired
- What did the lawyer call the sleepy judge? Yawner.
- Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy.
- What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user? Napkin.
- What kind of food causes you to breathe fire when you're sleepy? A filet mignon
- How do you describe an owner of a couch store who's sleepy? He's SofaKing tired
- What do you call a miniature pig with narcolepsy? A sleepy little hamlet.
- What did the rastafarian say to the hypnotist Jamaican me sleepy
Sleepiness Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sleepiness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sleepiness pranks.
Why did the m**... give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
It's the freaking weekend, find a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory and a m**... to solve.
Conversation in Heaven.
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running
all over the house looking; from the attic
and all the way down into the basement,
I went through every closet and checked
under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.
My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-s**... at 3AM...
Why does bill nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?
Because of the Nye Quill.
Why do we sleep?
Because we get sleepy.
A kilted Scotsman
was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!" She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment.
A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"
At first i was feeling a little grumpy,
Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful.
I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs
A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy
They're Bashful, d**..., Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc
What did the bed say to the sleepy man?
"I want you inside me"
Two Women Talking in Heaven
1 Woman: Hi, Wandal
2 Woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?
1 Woman: I froze to death.
2 Woman: How horrible!
1 Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2 Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1 Woman: So what happened?
2 Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1 Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-we'd both still be alive.
Coin toss
Little Johnny : I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
His Friend : So, what did you finally do?
Little Johnny : I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.
People who use drugs are pathetic. I'm high on life!
Side effects of life are include depression, anxiety, pain both emotional and physical, shortness of breath, physical and mental deterioration, weariness, sleepiness, insomnia, thought of s**..., and misery. Prolonged use may result in death.
I'm so sleepy
I feel like I can sleep through to next year
Once a clock was very tired..
What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
Sleepy pilot
What did the tired pilot say to his crew?
I think I'm gonna c**...
A cop pulls over Sleepy Hollow on Halloween night.
"Why were you going so fast? Can't you see all of this traffic in front of you? A lot of trick-or-treaters are out tonight."
"Sorry officer, I was just trying to get ahead."
My grandfather told me this one.
A public worker goes to the doctor.
W- I've been feeling really tired lately and I always feel sleepy.
D- Well when did it begin?
W- It begun when they changed my work time...
D- How many hours do you work per week?
W- 35h
D- And how many hours did you work before?
W- 40h
D- See? Its those 5 hours of sleep that you have been missing!
What do you call a sleepy bear?
Bearly awake.
A new comprehensive study found that only ~14.3% of dwarves are Happy
The study went on to show that the rest of them are Grumpy, Sleepy, d**..., Bashful, Sneezy, and Doc.
I was really sleepy at the movie theatre...
But after watching Black Panther, I'm woke af
I went to a hypnotist once.
He waved a watch in front of me and said
You are getting very sleepy
I looked at him dead in the eye and said
Hey d**... I'm always sleepy, tell me something I don't know .
A farmer tries to liven up his sleepy town
Thinking himself a funny guy, he decides to put a joke of the day on the fence post next to his vegetable stand by the side of the road. Not long after, a man with a s**...-eating-grin on his face comes walking up the driveway towards the farmer's house. Knocking on the door, the passerby says to the farmer, "hey, just so you know your sign fell down out there and I fixed it for you." "oh really?" replied the farmer. "did you read it, and did you like it?" "Oh yes it's great! I read it, therefore I reposted it."
Did you hear about the sleepy police officer?
Apparently he's going undercover.
The seven dwarves decided to take a bath after a long day's work
They all started to feel sleepy, so Sleepy got out.
Why was the car always sleepy?
Because it was a little tired
Why does a black man feels sleepy after a big meal?
Because the guy had Niggeritis.
A recent study shows that 6 out of 7 persons affected with dwarfism are not happy.
They are grumpy, sleepy, d**..., bashful, sneezy and doc.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were all in bed feeling sleepy.
Sleepy got out
Six dwarves in a bath were feeling happy. So happy got out.
Once happy got out then they all felt grumpy.
By the time grumpy escaped they were feeling sleepy. Sleepy didn't seem to notice.
What do you get from a sleepy skeleton?
Skeletonin :)
Late one night, Snow White was feeling sleepy
The other dwarves found out and it was a big scandal.
A lovely Russian lady came up to the counter where I work and said "Please, I am looking for one night stand"
I had the shop shut up and the door locked before you could say knife, and we went to a bar for a couple of aperitifs, a nice restaurant, a club I know where they have a good floorshow, and then I took that lovely lady home and, being a gentleman, I will draw the veil of discretion over what followed.
As the sun peeped over the windowsill, I smiled sweetly at her sleepy face and said "So how was that?"
"Was wonderful," she said, "but I still have no place to put bedside lamp."
Two friends meet up, one of them has bandages over his ears
-Hey, man, what happened?
-Well, I was still sleepy when I was ironing my clothes in the morning, I heard my phone ringing and put the iron against my ear!
-Oh man, that's rough. Hold on, you burned your ear, but why is the other one also bandaged?
-I immediately called an ambulance!
A squirrel in the refrigerator
A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.
What are you doing in my fridge? the man asks.
The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, Isn't this a Westinghouse?
Um, yes, the man replies. It is.
Well then, the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, I am twying to west.
Since the Democratic Party is led by Sleepy Joe Biden, today they announced that they'd be renaming themselves to the ZZZ Party...
... realizing that the Republican Party name no longer provides a strong enough contrast with their opponents, President Trump and Mitch McConnell declared that they will be changing their name to the Not ZZZ Party.
Snow White gets into a hot tub and starts feeling a little happy
Happy gets out and she starts feeling a little grumpy.
Grumpy gets out and Bill Cosby gets in and she starts feeling a little sleepy.
Snow White and Prince Charming in Divorce Court
Judge: So, you want a divorce because your wife is too moody?
Prince: No, I said that last night I came home and she was feeling Happy, and then she was feeling Grumpy, then she was feeling Bashful, then she was feeling Sleepy…
Did you hear the one about the sleepy j**...?
He's an oxymoron