The Best 26 Sleepin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sleepin jokes. There are some sleepin eatin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sleepin dae puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sleepin Jokes and Puns

Was sleeping in my girlfriend's house last night and her dad wouldn't let us sleep in the same bed

I was really angry because he is actually really handsome

Don't ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

But if you do, you will sleep like a baby.

I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years.

Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that.

Sleepin joke, I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years.

Sleeping with POTUS

The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the
President of the United States". After Mitt's concession speech, they headed to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked,.."...so how does this work? Is Barrack coming over here or I'm supposed
to go over there?"

I like sleeping with amish women

that way i don't have to call the next day


I was sleeping round at my girlfriend's house and her dad said we couldn't sleep in the same bed

It was a real shame, I thought he was quite handsome.

Sleeping with my wife is like playing Hide-and-Seek...

I close my eyes, count to ten and say, "Ready or not, here I come."

Sleepin joke, Sleeping with my wife is like playing Hide-and-Seek...

I was sleeping with two twins for while in my 20s....

My friends all asked, "how can you tell them apart?" I replied, "well...Sharon has long blonde hair, and Derek has a beard."

Sleeping is really easy

I do it with eyes closed.

"Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Papa Bear.

"Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Mama Bear.

"Please stop fighting," sobbed Baby Bear. "It's Christmas."

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture...

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

You can explore sleepin dere reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sleepin slept dad jokes. There are also sleepin puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Sleeping with prostitutes is like

making your dog dance with you on it's hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it too.

Sleeping is the body's best safety mechanism

It keeps you from messing things up for 8 hours

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good...

Does Santa work for the NSA?

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! Said the Papa bear

Then the Mama bear divorced him.

Sleeping with the bartender might not always get you a free drink

But it's worth a shot

Sleepin joke, Sleeping with the bartender might not always get you a free drink

Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing?

Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3.

Why did Sleeping Beauty go to jail?

She was under a rest

What's a sleeping bull called ??

"A BULLDOZER"


Sleeping with this girl

I did sleep with a girl the other day

And someone must have told her father
He came to me and was like you sleept with my daughter you gonna pay for that.

And i said no way im gonna pay twice

Some say to let sleeping dogs lie

But I say sleeping dogs should be held accountable for their actions

Is there anything better than sleeping on freshly washed sheets?

It might be my favourite day of the year.

Sleeping without cloth in my country

Sleeping UNCLAD in my country is very risky if you are a man, Rats may circumcise you.

what is another name for a sleeping skeleton?

lazy bones.

When sleeping with silverware, always remember...

spoon, but never fork.

How is sleeping with a girl whose dad is in the other room the same as being kidnapped?

Come quietly and nobody gets hurt.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sleepin mafia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sleepin workin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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