Sleep Schedule Jokes
6 sleep schedule jokes and hilarious sleep schedule puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sleep schedule that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Sleep Schedule Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good sleep schedule joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I have a really healthy sleep schedule. I sleep at least eight hours a day
And at least ten a night.
I like my sleep schedule like I like my love life
Non-existent
What do you call a knight who has a good sleep schedule
Circadian Rhythm
My s**... life is like my sleep schedule...
...I don't get enough and when I do, it's underwhelming.
So if figured out the best way to fix a bad sleeping schedule...
Play The Witcher 3
Grandma and her birth control pills
Grandma scheduled the first visit with the new doctor in town. The doctor's office told her to bring a list of her medications with her for the consultation. The doctor was reading the list and came upon one prescription. "Pardon me, but do you realize these are birth control pills?" asked the doctor. Grandma said, "yes, but I need them so I can get a good night's sleep."
The doctor said, "there's nothing in these pills which would cause you to sleep." Grandma said, "that may well be, but, when I take one and grind it up in my 16-year-old granddaughter's orange juice, I sleep better at night."
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