sled dog Jokes

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A Man Was Lost In The Desert

A man was lost in the desert for days and days and days and was crawling on his hands and knees. He had heat stroke, sun stroke, everything stroke and in maybe a few minutes he would be dead.

In the distance he saw a mirage, he thought. He saw someone coming towards him but he hadn't seen anyone for days. The middle of no where, so he thought this can't be true.

And as he looked, it looked as if it was an Eskimo with a dog sled and eight husky dogs in front. And he thought, 'The sun must be making me crazy, it must be a mirage.' But as it came closer, he could make out the sound of the dogs barking and he could see the furs on the Eskimo.

And he thought, 'My goodness, I'm actually saved! It's not a mirage after all!'

Soon, he could feel the dogs licking his face and he could see the Eskimo standing right before him. "It's a mircale! I'm saved," he said. "I've been lost in the desert for days!" he said to the Eskimo.

And the Eskimo replied, "And you think YOU'RE lost."

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What do you call baby sled dogs?

Mush puppies

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I like my women how I like my sled dogs...

a little husky

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What do sled dogs eat?

Mush

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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.

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Where do you train your sled dogs?

Mushroom

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What did the dentist say while racing sled dogs?

Brush! Brush! Brush!

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What do you call a sled dog with spots?

A dal-MUSH-an!

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Cats are smarter

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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What are the most funny Sled Dog jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Sled Dog? Well, here are the best Sled Dog dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Sled Dog pick up lines to share with friends.

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