The Best 8 Slaw Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Slaw jokes. There are some slaw blt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these slaw eggcellent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Slaw Jokes and Puns

What do you call Cole slaw that got made wrong?

Murphy Slaw!

What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper?

Slaw dust!

I had a dream I was attacked in my kitchen by a giant head of cabbage. I grabbed a knife and stabbed, hacked, and slashed at it, but it still kept coming! I threw a jar of mayonnaise at it, to no avail -- then I hurled a bag of carrots, but nothing would stop it! In the end...

I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

What did they call the popular cabbage in Vegetable school?

Cool Slaw

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.


Why did the chicken move his fork from the potatoes to the cole slaw?

To get to the other side

What do you call an electric salad?

Ohm Slaw

I just mixed a cup of Murphy's Oil Soap with 2 pounds of shredded cabbage.

That's right, I'm making Murphy's slaw.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the slaw sauerkraut jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working slaw stew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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