Slaw Jokes
6 slaw jokes and hilarious slaw puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slaw that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good slaw joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing.
Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...
What do you call Cole slaw that got made wrong?
Murphy Slaw!
What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper?
Slaw dust!
I had a dream I was attacked in my kitchen by a giant head of cabbage. I grabbed a knife and stabbed, hacked, and slashed at it, but it still kept coming! I threw a jar of mayonnaise at it, to no avail -- then I hurled a bag of carrots, but nothing would stop it! In the end...
I fought the slaw and the slaw won.
I just mixed a cup of Murphy's Oil Soap with 2 pounds of shredded cabbage.
That's right, I'm making Murphy's slaw.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.
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