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Slaw Jokes

6 slaw jokes and hilarious slaw puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slaw that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good slaw joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing.

Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...

What do you call Cole slaw that got made wrong?

Murphy Slaw!

What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper?

Slaw dust!

I had a dream I was attacked in my kitchen by a giant head of cabbage. I grabbed a knife and stabbed, hacked, and slashed at it, but it still kept coming! I threw a jar of mayonnaise at it, to no avail -- then I hurled a bag of carrots, but nothing would stop it! In the end...

I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

I just mixed a cup of Murphy's Oil Soap with 2 pounds of shredded cabbage.

That's right, I'm making Murphy's slaw.

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about slaw can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of slaw puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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