Slavery Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....

Like he's a Muslim or something.

Do all black people have a problem with slavery ?

Or just mine ?

An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery

Slaves are given food and housing.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery.

None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

Slavery is such an ugly word...

I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Johnny was sitting in class...

...and the teacher told them they would be dismissed after they matched the quote to the president. She starts with "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Johnny raises his hand, but Sally calls out "FDR"

"Correct!" says the teacher, and lets her leave.

She asks the next quote:

"If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong."

Johnny raises his hand again, but Sarah calls out "Abe Lincoln"

The teacher lets Sarah leave.

At this point, Johnny is getting pretty pissed off and says "I wish all these bitches would shut up."

The teacher asks "Who said that?"

Johnny yells "Bill Clinton" and runs out of the room.

History class

So Ms. Smith decides to ask the kids questions on U.S. history.
First question:"Can anyone name the first president".
All the kids are quiet but little Yoshi raises his hand "George Washington".
"Correct, you get a gold star".
Second question:"Which president ended slavery?".
Again, all the kids are quiet but little Hideko raises his hand "Abraham Lincoln".
"Correct, you get gold star".
Ms. Smith was agitated at this point "It's sad that the Japanese kids know more about American history than the American kids...".
Then out of nowhere
"Fuck the japs!".
"Who said that!?" Screamed Ms. Smith.
Little Johnny speaks up "Douglas MacArthur, now give me my fuckin star!"

Wow, Donald Trump is President. I haven't seen Democrats this mad since....

...slavery was outlawed and the desegregation of public schools!

Trump has been criticized for being incredibly sexist, homophobic, fundementalist, and wanting to bring back slavery

In other words, he's been criticized for acting like a Muslim.

So I was trying to explain slavery to a group of black teenagers...

...they didn't like the idea, but their grandparents were sold on it!

A woman converting to Islam

is like a black person converting to slavery.

An ethnically diverse group of people are doing something…

An African-American, a Mexican-American, Jewish-American, and a white man are walking along the beach in Florida. One of them stumbles over a lamp and as he picks it up, a genie appears. The genie thanks them from freeing him from the lamp and offers them each a wish. The African-American says, "My native land has suffered from all the people stolen away by slavery. I wish for all my people to be returned to Africa to start a new age of African success." As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The Mexican-American is inspired and says, "My native land has suffered from all the people run out by the cartels and corruption. I wish for all my people to be returned to Mexico to start a new age of Mexican success." As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The Jewish-American feels the same way and says, "My native land has had my people chased out for thousands of years. I wish for all my people to be returned to Israel to start a new age of Israeli success." As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The white guy is clearly taken aback with all that has happened. He says, "Let me get this straight, all the black, mexicans, and jews are gone? Lemme get a diet coke."

I am campaigning to end child sexual slavery!!!

I want to ensure they are all payed a fair wage.

It sucks that slavery is illegal now...

We have to get them from the black market these days.

Do all black still people have an issue with slavery?

Or is it just mine?

I used to sell farming equipment...

Until they outlawed slavery.

Being a black jew was tough

Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told "work makes you free".

People used to be confused on the morality of slavery...

... I don't know why though.... It seems like a pretty black and white issue.

I don't understand what the big deal with slavery was.

From the sounds of it, a lot of them were educated since so many of them had their Masters.

My two favorite presidents are Jefferson and Lincoln

The respective "Hit it and Quit it" of American slavery

Slavery is certainly wrong!

It's a *black and white* issue

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Say what you want about slavery...

but at least black people were working.

What do I think of slavery?

It works for me.

Slavery in The United States?

3/5 would not recommend.

The Museum Curator

A group of tourists were taking part in a museum tour when they came across an interesting painting portraying 3 black men sitting naked on a bench and one of them had a white penis. The Curator went on to explain how it's a symbolic painting outlining how whites have oppressed black society through slavery or may possibly symbolize the black communities envy of whites when he was interrupted by one of the tourists.
Tourist: "That's not what it's all about"
Curator: "Sir, I'm a Curator with 20 years experience who has toured thousands of people through this museum based on accurate assessment of the symbolic pieces residing here. What makes you think you know better than me?"
Tourist: "Because I painted it!"
Curator: "Then please elaborate for us all"
Tourist: "Well, those are 3 coal miners relaxing before they start their afternoon shift. The lucky guy in the middle happened to go home for lunch"

TL: DR Museum Curator gets his show ran by former coal miner

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