Slaughterhouse Jokes
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What do you call a cow that gets sent to the slaughterhouse by accident?
Miss Steak
I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse..
Everything is so cut and dry.
An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse...
The job was well done.
What do you call a cow that accidentally wanders into a slaughterhouse?
A mis-steak.
What do you call an interview with a slaughterhouse?
Meat and greet
Why did the Necromancer with a gambling problem get kicked out of the Slaughterhouse...
He kept raising the steaks.
My friend hates his job at the slaughterhouse
He said he has to collect all the innards from the animals to make into pet food. We both agree that's absolutely offal.
What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian?
A bunch of butchered jokes
Some food puns I came up with
Why should you eat rye before battle?
It's bread for war.
Why should you eat melon before going in the sun?
A little melon in helps protect you from the sun.
When should you get a ladder in a slaughterhouse?
When the steaks are high
Why is it a good idea to rub blueberries on your face when you're embarrassed?
You should berry your face in shame.
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