Slang Jokes

28 slang jokes and hilarious slang puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slang that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover which slang jokes will have you in fits of laughter. Explore a range of regional slang from Hyderabadi, Nepali, British, Aussie and Cockney Rhyming. Impress your friends by mastering the art of boog, rad and Addictionary!

Funniest Slang Short Jokes

Short slang jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slang humour may include short idiom jokes also.

  1. My brother in jail will send text messages They're full of prison slang. I think he's trying to say he's sorry and he loves us but I just don't get the con text.
  2. What do you call a truck made of stone? A stat-ute, mate.
    (Ute is Australian slang for utility vehicle)
  3. What did the child with the speech impediment say when he used basketball slang to tell his friend, Johnson, to score a basket? Dwain the rock, Johnson!
  4. Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi...
    FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!
  5. Why is Columbus a slang term for c**... in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them.
  6. Did you hear about the k**... whelk? It pulled a mussel.
    This doesn't work in American English.
    In British slang, if you chat someone up and they like you, you have *pulled*.
    Sorry I failed!
  7. So I did not realize, in England, the word "trump" is slang for a particularly loud f**.... ... Just like in America.

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Slang One Liners

Which slang one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slang? I can suggest the ones about sign language and slurs.

  1. What do you call Australian slang? Dingo Lingo.
  2. What do you call a website full of common Indian phrases and slang? Turban Dictionary
  3. What's the slang term for a harpsichord? A baroque man's piano.
  4. What do you call the slang of Fairy World? Jorgen
  5. where do South Africans learn slang? Durban Dictionary
  6. Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools
  7. What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe? Yo, duh.
  8. What's a civilian called in military slang? A collateral damage still alive.
  9. I think I've got the hang of today's slang I'm super rad dudes!
  10. How did spider-man reach the inner city kids? He web-slang
  11. What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK
  12. What do the French use as slang for m**...? Oui-d
  13. What is witches slang for a c**...? The leaky cauldron

Slang joke, What is witches slang for a c**...?

Cheeky Slang Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about slang you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gangs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slang pranks.

Who is a "d**..."

While at college, foreign students found an online English-to-English dictionary of American slang.
Awesome read, but almost all agreed there was no need to look up for the word "d**..." as it was completely clear.
One student persisted.
And got the answer - the dictionary stated:
"d**..." - the person who looks up for the word "d**..." in a dictionary.
Our joy was limitless.

Slang joke, What did the child with the speech impediment say when he used basketball slang to tell his friend,