Slam Poetry Jokes

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Slam Poetry Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good slam poetry joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why was the prison poetry slam cancelled?

There were more cons than prose

My dyslexic support group held a slam poetry competition

Doug got first with a great piece about racial tensions in America.
Anna got second with a touching monologue about women's rights.
I got third by smashing an urn.

What do you call a reptile that goes to a poetry slam?

A snapping turtle.

Apple started selling slam poetry books.

Quran suddenly become popular in the west.

There is a tie for 1st place at a poetry slam...

The two contestants with the equal highest score are a Priest and a Scotsman. To decide which one should be the winner the judges take a random word out of a hat and give both of them 2 minutes to make a short poem with said word. The word being "Timbuktu".
The 2 minutes are up and the priest goes first:
"I've been devoted all my life,
Have no children, have no wife.
I've read the bible through and through,
All the way to timbuktu!"
The audience applaudes, and the Scotsman is up:
"Me and Tim to London went,
Met three ladies in a tent.
Since there were three, and we were two,
I booked one, and Timm booked two!"

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