Following is our collection of funny Slack jokes. There are some slack step jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these slack kidnap puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
A man and his wife are at the beach and she catches him staring at a beautiful woman. Predictably she gets mad at him.
Man: Honey, you know I only have eyes for you!
Wife: Then why are you ogling that woman over there?
Man: My dear, I assure you it doesn't mean anything. It is purely for educational purposes.
Wife: What do you mean?
Man: I've always wanted to study a broad!
(I'm sorry)
The leash on his guide dog goes slack.
She says "Quickly, step inside, I think I hear someone coming."
Once inside the beautiful woman drops her negligee and is completely naked. With a smile she asks "What do you think is the most sensitive part of my body?"
The salesman says "I guess that would have to be your ears."
"My ears? On this luscious body, you think my ears are the most sensitive?"
"Well, yes. When you said you heard somebody coming, that was me!"
I asked if he could cut me some slack
The leash goes slack...
The leash goes slack.
Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off.
The miller cried, "I can't decide whether to lay Jill or Jack off."
How does Re-post-ddit sound?
...sounds bad? Gimme some slack, it's hard to create original content on here
When the leash goes slack.
Shell-arious ones.
(My sister came up with this one, cut her some slack, she's seven)
You can explore slack loosen reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean slack prosthetic dad jokes. There are also slack puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Because they're poor conductors!
(I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
It can't be easy running two countries at once
... I mean, he was the one that killed Hitler
When their leash goes slack.
and there's a blind guy on the plane going up with him. The blind guy has a seeing eye dog with him and a really really long leash. As they're going up the guy asks him, "Why bring the dog with you?"
The blind guys says, "He jumps first to let me know when to pull my chute."
"How does he do that?" the man asked.
"The leash goes slack"
The feel the leash go slack!
(heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
The leash goes slack
Come on, he's never had a leg to stand on
A costumer complained that I hadn't given him enough. I had, but I cut him some slack.
The leash goes slack!
The wife is too.
When the leash to his seeing eye dog goes slack.
The leash goes slack.
So the judge hanged him.
They're just one big happy family!
It's just a blank page and a rotating circle.
Cut them some slack man...
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the slack tension jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working slack lazy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.