Slack Jokes

40 slack jokes and hilarious slack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Slack Short Jokes

Short slack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slack humour may include short lazy jokes also.

  1. How does a blind skydiver know when he's getting close to the ground? The leash goes slack.
  2. How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground? He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
  3. How does a blind parachuter know he's getting close to the ground? The leash on his guide dog goes slack.
  4. My tailor has been really angry the past few weeks. This morning, he even refused to fixed my new pants which were too long I asked if he could cut me some slack
  5. Gonna start a petition to change Reddit's name How does Re-post-ddit sound?
    ...sounds bad? Gimme some slack, it's hard to create original content on here
  6. What did the Tailor do when the man was upset that his pants were too long? He cut the guy some slacks
  7. My First Time, so cut me some slack What do you call a Sloppy Joe with Mystery Meat?

    Sloppy John Doe!
  8. Iron Man is sexist The fellas down at Marvel need to create an Iron Woman. She would use her super strength and agility to get even the toughest stains out of my office slacks.
  9. What type of jokes do turtles like? Shell-arious ones.
    (My sister came up with this one, cut her some slack, she's seven)
  10. Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester.
    When he got his report card, he shouted "Bs! Not the Bs!"

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Slack One Liners

Which slack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slack? I can suggest the ones about idle and slow.

  1. How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord? The leash goes slack...
  2. How can a blind skydiver tell when he's about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
  3. How do blind sky divers know when to pull the rip cord? When the leash goes slack.
  4. I think we should cut Putin some slack It can't be easy running two countries at once
  5. How does a blind person know when to open their parachute? When their leash goes slack.
  6. Why does Nepal never slack?
  7. My manager thinks I don't work as much... It might be because I'm "slacking" a lot....
  8. How does a blind parachutist know when he's approaching the ground? The leash goes slack!
  9. My friend ia the only person I know to roll up his slacks. He didn't want to be slacking.
  10. Don't slack off, Heaven is watching... The wife is too.
  11. When does a blind skydiver know when the ground is close? The leash goes slack.
  12. My dad keeps giving me slack for eating so much bacon
  13. Guys, cut the white nationalists some slack. They're just one big happy family!
  14. Why did the clothing store close? The employees where slacking off.
  15. How does a blind parachutist tell when he's close to the ground? The leash goes slack.

Slack joke, How does a blind parachutist tell when he's close to the ground?

Entertaining Slack Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about slack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stretch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slack pranks.

I just made this one up so cut me some slack...

A man and his wife are at the beach and she catches him staring at a beautiful woman. Predictably she gets mad at him.
Man: Honey, you know I only have eyes for you!
Wife: Then why are you ogling that woman over there?
Man: My dear, I assure you it doesn't mean anything. It is purely for educational purposes.
Wife: What do you mean?
Man: I've always wanted to study a broad!
(I'm sorry)

A young salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door. The most beautiful woman he has ever seen answers, dressed in only a slinky negligee. She asks "Do you like what you see?" Slack jawed, the man finally manages to stutter "uh... yes, very much!"

She says "Quickly, step inside, I think I hear someone coming."
Once inside the beautiful woman drops her negligee and is completely n**.... With a smile she asks "What do you think is the most sensitive part of my body?"
The salesman says "I guess that would have to be your ears."
"My ears? On this luscious body, you think my ears are the most sensitive?"
"Well, yes. When you said you heard somebody coming, that was me!"

Jack and Jill...

Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off.
The miller cried, "I can't decide whether to lay Jill or j**...."

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors!
(I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

I think we all should cut h**... some slack

... I mean, he was the one that killed h**...

A guy goes skydiving...

and there's a blind guy on the plane going up with him. The blind guy has a seeing eye dog with him and a really really long leash. As they're going up the guy asks him, "Why bring the dog with you?"
The blind guys says, "He jumps first to let me know when to pull my c**...."
"How does he do that?" the man asked.
"The leash goes slack"

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack!
(heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How do the blind know when they're reaching the ground on a parachute jump?

The leash goes slack

Despite Oscar Pistorius' terrible actions, you HAVE to cut him some slack.

Come on, he's never had a leg to stand on

Once I was a rope salesman

A costumer complained that I hadn't given him enough. I had, but I cut him some slack.

Blind man walks into a bar..

He sits down, pint for him, shandy for the dog. The bar man asks him "So fella, what ya been up to recently?"
"Skydiving" said the blind man.
"Skydiving?!" said the barman astonished "How long have you been doing that now?"
"A few months now, did my first solo jump there last weekend."
"That's amazing." said the barman still astonished, "Tell me this though, how do you know you're getting near the ground?"
"Oh that's easy." says the blind man. "I wait for the dog's lead to go slack."

Slack joke, How does a blind parachutist know when he's approaching the ground?