Slack Jokes
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Short slack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slack humour may include short lazy jokes also.
- My tailor has been really angry the past few weeks. This morning, he even refused to fixed my new pants which were too long I asked if he could cut me some slack
- Gonna start a petition to change Reddit's name How does Re-post-ddit sound?
...sounds bad? Gimme some slack, it's hard to create original content on here - What did the Tailor do when the man was upset that his pants were too long? He cut the guy some slacks
- My First Time, so cut me some slack What do you call a Sloppy Joe with Mystery Meat?
Sloppy John Doe! - What type of jokes do turtles like? Shell-arious ones.
(My sister came up with this one, cut her some slack, she's seven) - Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester.
When he got his report card, he shouted "Bs! Not the Bs!" - What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants? Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
- How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground? The feel the leash go slack!
(heard this one while listening to some irish tunes) - Despite Oscar Pistorius' terrible actions, you HAVE to cut him some slack. Come on, he's never had a leg to stand on
- Once I was a rope salesman A costumer complained that I hadn't given him enough. I had, but I cut him some slack.
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Slack One Liners
Which slack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slack? I can suggest the ones about idle and slow.
- How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord? The leash goes slack...
- I think we should cut Putin some slack It can't be easy running two countries at once
- Why does Nepal never slack?
- My manager thinks I don't work as much... It might be because I'm "slacking" a lot....
- My friend ia the only person I know to roll up his slacks. He didn't want to be slacking.
- Don't slack off, Heaven is watching... The wife is too.
- My dad keeps giving me slack for eating so much bacon
- Guys, cut the white nationalists some slack. They're just one big happy family!
- Why did the clothing store close? The employees where slacking off.
- Girlfriend: "What's senior year without a little slacking?" Me: "Junior year."
- Why isn't rock-climbing part of Navy SEAL training? No one can give you any slack.
- How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute? When the leash goes slack.
- I think we all should cut h**... some slack ... I mean, he was the one that killed h**...
Entertaining Slack Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about slack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stretch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slack pranks.
I just made this one up so cut me some slack...
A man and his wife are at the beach and she catches him staring at a beautiful woman. Predictably she gets mad at him.
Man: Honey, you know I only have eyes for you!
Wife: Then why are you ogling that woman over there?
Man: My dear, I assure you it doesn't mean anything. It is purely for educational purposes.
Wife: What do you mean?
Man: I've always wanted to study a broad!
(I'm sorry)
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A young salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door. The most beautiful woman he has ever seen answers, dressed in only a slinky negligee. She asks "Do you like what you see?" Slack jawed, the man finally manages to stutter "uh... yes, very much!"
She says "Quickly, step inside, I think I hear someone coming."
Once inside the beautiful woman drops her negligee and is completely n**.... With a smile she asks "What do you think is the most sensitive part of my body?"
The salesman says "I guess that would have to be your ears."
"My ears? On this luscious body, you think my ears are the most sensitive?"
"Well, yes. When you said you heard somebody coming, that was me!"
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Jack and Jill...
Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off.
The miller cried, "I can't decide whether to lay Jill or j**...."
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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?
Because they're poor conductors!
(I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Blind man walks into a bar..
He sits down, pint for him, shandy for the dog. The bar man asks him "So fella, what ya been up to recently?"
"Skydiving" said the blind man.
"Skydiving?!" said the barman astonished "How long have you been doing that now?"
"A few months now, did my first solo jump there last weekend."
"That's amazing." said the barman still astonished, "Tell me this though, how do you know you're getting near the ground?"
"Oh that's easy." says the blind man. "I wait for the dog's lead to go slack."
The condemned says to the judge: "please don't electrocute me. I'm only 20, please cut me some slack and suspend my sentence"
So the judge hanged him.
What's everyone's problem with Internet Explorer?
It's just a blank page and a rotating circle.
Cut them some slack man...
Remember to kiss your computer camera goodnight!
So Agent Gladwell will give you some slack!
Slackers
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
