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The Funniest Skyward Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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The Irishman's parking space
An Irishman is trying to find a parking space outside his local pub on a busy evening, but cannot find a single one.
He looks skyward and says, "Lord, if you grant me this space, I'll come to Church every Sunday like a good Catholic should."
Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one."
Maria the Catholic
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children.
After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children.
A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria's f**..., the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together.
" Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?
The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
Sandra, a devout Catholic, got married and had 11 children.
After her first husband died, she remarried and had 11 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Sandra also passed away.
At Sandra's f**..., the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together."
Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"
The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
A new idea for a link to the _____ game
The Oceania of time link most go to the future and the past and gather all the incarnations of link (skyward sword toon link and twilight princess) to destroy Ganon once and for all
Maria finally met her fate.
Maria, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks back her second husband died, Maria also passed away yesterday.
Today, I was at Maria's f**...... The priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together."
Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"
The priest replied, "No dear, I mean her legs.
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