Skywalker Jokes

Funniest Skywalker Short Jokes

Short skywalker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skywalker humour may include short luke skywalker jokes also.

1. Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track?
   Yoda: off course, we are.
2. Darth Vader: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke Skywalker: "How could you possibly know?"
   DV: "I have felt your presents."
3. What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is.
4. I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny.
5. After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo.
6. Where did Luke Skywalker go shopping between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi? Second Hand Store
7. Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
   A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
8. An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker's last pastry. Angrily, Luke shouted after him as he ran away, Hey, you Owe Me One Canoli!
9. After studying the force, young Skywalker wants to practice his French and asks Master Yoda: What does je ne sais quoi mean? I don't know what
   that means,
   says the wise green hermit.
10. How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend? He was looking for love in Alderaan places

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Skywalker One Liners

Which skywalker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skywalker? I can suggest the ones about anakin skywalker and .

1. What did the stormtrooper say to Luke Skywalker when he saw him? I've missed you so much!
2. How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks
3. Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card? Because he applied for a MasterCard.
4. Why didn't Anakin Skywalker become an engineer? He couldn't get a Master's degree.
5. Who played Annakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels? Emperor Palpatine
6. Jesus thought he was cool when he walked on water until... He met Luke, a Skywalker.
7. If Darth Vader was frozen in Carbonite He would be Mannaquin Skywalker
8. What do you call a stressed Darth Vader? Panickin Skywalker.
9. How does Luke Skywalker get around Endor? 'E walks!
10. What do you call a flying Jedi? A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)
11. What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant? Sandwiches.
12. What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.
13. Why did Anakin Skywalker fail as a lawyer? His arguments didn't have a leg to stand on.
14. How does Skywalker prefer his coffee? Lukewarm.
15. What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer? Leukemia Skywalker.

Luke Skywalker Jokes

Here is a list of funny luke skywalker jokes and even better luke skywalker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Luke Skywalker called the last Jedi ? Because he was the Obi Wan left
• my favorite star wars character is luke skywalker hand down
• Why did people hate Luke Skywalker's table manners? Because of his bad foe pa.
• I've been watching the Star Wars movies, and I realized something It's not that big of a shock that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
  I mean, they have the same no's.
• Luke Skywalker goes to eat at an Italian restaurant, finishes dinner then orders desert. Only one canoli.
• Why did Luke Skywalker never marry? Because he was busy riding Solo
• What do you call a Jedi from Korea? Luke Skywalker, the Choson One.
• My girlfriend and I finally decided to try out role-play in the bedroom. I dressed up like Luke Skywalker And she pretended to be a dead fish.
• What did the skywalkers lose Anakin lost Hands
  Luke lost Hand
  Leia lost Han
• Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force

Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Here is a list of funny anakin skywalker jokes and even better anakin skywalker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker.
  (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
• Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time? Because that's when the sandman came.
  And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too
• Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? -To get to the Dark Side.
• What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team? The Padres!
• How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy? A shocked Tano.
• What is Anakin Skywalkers favorite beer to kill in one sitting? Yuenglings
• In Star Wars Episode I, we learn That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.
  ​
  I guess his mom was forced into it.
• Who is Anakin Skywalker's adopted daughter? Yung Ling
• How does Anakin Skywalker check his mail? He uses a C3 PO Box
• Why doesn't Anakin Skywalker play Undertale? He doesn't like Sans.

Skywalker Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

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