Skyscraper Jokes
50 skyscraper jokes and hilarious skyscraper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skyscraper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Skyscraper Short Jokes
Short skyscraper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skyscraper humour may include short tallest building jokes also.
- Why can't you combine religion and science? Because science gives us skyscrapers and airplanes,
Religion combines them together. - I never believed that faith could move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers
- Faith vs Science I'm not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers.
- I'm not convinced faith can move mountains, but I know what it can do to skyscrapers. (Come on, it's been 15 years.)
- "Science gives us airplanes and skyscrapers..." "but it's faith that brings them together."
- Roses are red... Violets are violet,
That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot. - My grandfather told me this joke. A man jumps off a skyscraper. Halfway down, he says: "so far so good"
- Jesus and Muhammad were having an intense debate about which of their religions is stronger. My faith moved mountains, exclaimed Jesus.
Yes, agreed Muhammad, but mine moved skyscrapers. - Did you hear about the child prodigy who died after falling from the top of a skyscraper? He had so much potential
- Movie idea There should be a hostage movie where instead of holding up a bank or skyscraper, the bad guy is a coworker who keeps asking questions at the end of a meeting.
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Skyscraper One Liners
Which skyscraper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skyscraper? I can suggest the ones about twin towers and elevator.
- Science builds planes and skyscrapers but faith brings them together.
- I'm not sure faith can move mountains... But we all know what it can do to skyscrapers.
- Science built skyscrapers and airplanes But only religion can bring the two together.
- How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
- What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper.
- Who can jump higher than a skyscraper? Anyone, skyscrapers can't jump.
- Science makes you fly to the moon Religion makes you fly into skyscrapers
- Jesus said, " my faith can move mountains" Mohammed said, "my faith can move skyscrapers"
- What do you call a group of cows robbing a Skyscraper? A high-steaks mission.
- The PS5’s design looks like it’ll be a skyscraper in Shanghai next year.
- 1 Easy Trick to Jump Higher Than a Skyscraper! Just jump. Skyscrapers can't jump.
- I watched a documentary on how they used to build skyscrapers It was riveting!
- It's true that faith can move mountains. Just look what it can do to skyscrapers.
- Science builds airplanes and skyscrapers... but it's religion that brings them together.
- What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord and a skyscraper? An ele-Vader.
Laughter Skyscraper Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about skyscraper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skyscraper pranks.
Did you hear about the physics student that committed s**... by jumping off a skyscraper?
What a shame. He had so much potential.
There's a tennis court on top of a skyscraper in my city
Takes a lot of b**... to play there.
Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin, meet on a skyscraper
Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin want to prove that their generals have a larger sense of duty and tenacity compared to the other nations' soldiers. So they all meet on top of a skyscraper.
Roosevelt goes first, and orders his finest general to jump off the ledge, stating that it was for God and country. The general, states " Sir, you are the greatest president this country has seen, but I cannot jump over the ledge, I have a family to think of!"
Churchill goes second, and orders his finest general to jump off the ledge, stating that it was for God and country. The general, states " Sir, you are the greatest prime minister and have bravely led us through hell and back, but I cannot jump over the ledge, I have a family to think of!"
Stalin goes last, and orders his finest general to jump off the ledge, stating that it was for the greater good of the Soviet state. The general immediately jumps off the ledge, and is caught by a net a few stories down, where he is met by the three leaders.
Roosevelt and Churchill ask the Soviet general, "Why'd you jump?" The soldier grimly replies: "I have a family to think of."
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.
The other is getting o**... s**... from an 90-year-old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
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Don't look down.
Superman is flying around the city when he sees Wonder Woman lying n**... and spread eagle atop a skyscraper
He thinks to himself I can fly over there, have super sonic fast s**... with her, and fly away before she even notices…
He zips over, pumps away with a speed that induces time dilation in his nether region, and flies away before Wonder Woman can tell what happened.
Startled, Wonder Woman exclaims, What the h**... was that???
The Invisible Man replies, I have no idea but my a**... hurts like h**...!
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting o**... s**... from an 90-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
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It was a boring day in the tall office building…
o**... says, Hey, Boss, let's all go to roof. I'll show you a neat trick!
So, the boss and a bunch of other office workers file up to the very high roof. The guy says, Boss! Watch how strong the winds are in the city with all these skyscrapers! Then, business suit and all, he jumps from the ledge. Within seconds he comes back up, landing awkwardly on the roof.
The boss says, Let me try! He jumps off and plummets like a rock, splattering on the pavement dozens of floors below.
The group is stunned, but Lois thinks, Why did Clark hate Perry so much?
I was asked if I get satisfaction from building skyscrapers....
Meh.... I usually end up with a very large e**....
My physics teacher wants me dead
She told me I have a lot of potential, and that I need to use it
I then realized we were on the top floor of a skyscraper
How many different dog breeds can jump higher than a skyscraper?
All of them. Skyscrapers can't jump!
An American and a German architect...
... bet who can build a skyscraper in the least amount of time. After a month the American mails the German: "Only 10 days and I'll be finished."
The German writes back: "Hah, that's nothing. Only 10 forms left and I am allowed to start."
A window pops out of a skyscraper and falls on a guy, completely slicing off the entire left side of his body.
He's alright now.
