Skype Jokes

10 skype jokes and hilarious skype puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skype that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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I just found out Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars.

Idiots...they should have just downloaded it.

So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ...

Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a s**....

We've updated Skype so you have the latest version...

it includes performance improvements and general fixes.

"Grandma, if you can hear us, show us a sign"

until 2019 : Spiritism session.
2020 : Skype call session.

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

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Facebook
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Twitter
Instagram
iPod
Yahoo
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I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night...

...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!

Skype conversation

A: you home
B: Please! If you are asking me, please add at least a question mark. I'm starting to feel paranoid that you are actually watching me
A: haha?

Never Drink Alone

Thats why I Skype with people when I'm drinking.

The NSA is coming to town

You better not call, You better not Skype, You better not type and I'm telling you why, The NSA is coming to town

Why didn't the little p**... want to use Skype?

He preferred chatting faece to faece.