Skylight Jokes
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I installed a skylight in my apartment.
The people living above me are furious.
This joke was inspired by a IRL event
I went to the kitchen, and I looked up through the skylight windows. I then noticed a plastic Rite Aid bag that was stuck in a tree.
My dad saw me looking up, and he asked me, "What are you looking at?"
I said to him, "There is a Rite Aid bag in the tree."
He asked me, "Do you know where that bag came from?"
I just looked at him and said, "I don't know."
He replied, "Rite Aid."
I finally installed a skylight in my apartment
Unfortunately the people above me aren't as excited as I am.
I installed skylights in my home,
...the people that lived above me were furious.
Lodger: "But you advertised that one could see for miles from this room!"
Landlady: "Well, so you can. You can see the moon through the skylight, and ain't that miles away?
My neighbors caught me watching them have s**... through their bedroom window and told my parents.
My dad made me apologize and told the couple I was normally above that type of behavior. I took the advice and started watching through the skylight.
Recently installed a skylight in my place..
The people that live above me are FURIOUS.
I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight.
The people who live above me are furious.
A carpenter sent me her bill for installing a skylight in my windowless bathroom.
I only paid her half the bill. She called and asked why. I said, It doesn't work at night.
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