skrillex Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious skrillex puns

I went fishing with Skrillex once

It didn't end well, he kept dropping the bass

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Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex?

Because he always drops the bass.

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How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?

He dropped the base.

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What does Skrillex call masturbating?

Wubbing one out.

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Why can't you take Skrillex fishing?

He's always dropping the bass.

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There was a really horrible sound coming from my car, so I asked Siri to identify it.

Skrillex.

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Why wasn't Skrillex allowed on the fishing trip?

He keeps dropping the bass

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I used to go fishing with Skrillex

but he kept dropping the bass.

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What did Skrillex say to his SO on Valentine's day?

I wub you.




(I'm *so sorry* it's like one in the morning I'm tired.)

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Why doesn't Skrillex like to go fishing?

Because he always drops the bass.

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Why cant Skrillex go fishing?

...because he always drops the bass.

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Why did Skrillex lose his job at Long John Silvers?

He was always dropping the bass.

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Why does skrillex suck at fishing?

He always drop the bass.
sorry

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I went through a Skrillex phase

I had to stop though. It got expensive dropping everything all the time!

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Skrillex used to play string instruments in the orchestra,

until he dropped the bass.

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I used to go fishing with Skrillex...

but he kept dropping the bass :(

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My mom married Skrillex.

He's my dubstepdad.

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What do you call it when it's cold outside and skrillex drops wasabi on his dick

Skrilli chili chilly Willy

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I went fishing with Skrillex once.

We had to go home early though, he kept dropping the bass.

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How does Skrillex Masturbate?

He wubs one off.

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What does Skrillex do when he wants to neutralize acid?

He drops the base

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What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

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What does Skrillex do when he's horny?

He wubs one out.

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Skrillex isn't allowed into produce markets.

Why? He keeps dropping beets.

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How did Skrillex pass chemistry class?

He always knew when to drop the base into the reaction.

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What ringtone does Skrillex use for his booty call?

Bang-a-Rang

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SKRILLEX must be really clumsy...

...he just keeps dropping his bass

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Why can't Skrillex go fishing?

He always drops the bass.

Teehee

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I remember the last time I saw both Skrillex and Drake...

it was through a rifle scope.

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Why was skrillex banned from the music shop?

for dropping the bass too much

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Why would skrillex be bad in a band?

Because he would drop the bass.

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Why was Skrillex never in an orchestra?

Because he would always drop the bass

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Whatο»Ώ do you say when Skrillex is taking a bath?

Wub a dub dub in the bath tub

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What did Meghan Trainor say to Skrillex?

its all about the bass

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Why isn't Skrillex good at fishing?

He kept dropping the bass.

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Why does Skrillex not like Bitcoin?

Because there's no drop.

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What does Skrillex say when he goes fishing?

D-D-D-D-DROP THE BAIT

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Where does Skrillex like to eat lunch?

He goes to WUBway!

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

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Why can't you trust Skrillex to carry a fish?

Because he's always dropping the bass.

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What did Skrillex say to his wife before bed?

...I WUB YOU!

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I went fishing with skrillex once

But he kept dropping the bass

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What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.

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What did Skrillex say to the chemist?

'I dropped the base.'

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What makes Skrillex skillful at the chemistry lab?

He rocks at *dropping the base.*

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Why would Skrillex make a terrible fishmonger?

He'd keep dropping the bass

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What are the best Skrillex puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Skrillex? Well, here are the best jokes about Skrillex to have fun with.

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