Skrillex Jokes

I went fishing with Skrillex once

It didn't end well, he kept dropping the bass

Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex?

Because he always drops the bass.

How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?

He dropped the base.

What does Skrillex call masturbating?

Wubbing one out.

Why can't you take Skrillex fishing?

He's always dropping the bass.

There was a really horrible sound coming from my car, so I asked Siri to identify it.


Why wasn't Skrillex allowed on the fishing trip?

He keeps dropping the bass

I used to go fishing with Skrillex

but he kept dropping the bass.

What did Skrillex say to his SO on Valentine's day?

I wub you.

(I'm *so sorry* it's like one in the morning I'm tired.)

Why did Skrillex lose his job at Long John Silvers?

He was always dropping the bass.

Why does skrillex suck at fishing?

He always drop the bass.

I went through a Skrillex phase

I had to stop though. It got expensive dropping everything all the time!

My mom married Skrillex.

He's my dubstepdad.

Skrillex used to play string instruments in the orchestra,

until he dropped the bass.

I went fishing with Skrillex once.

We had to go home early though, he kept dropping the bass.

What does Skrillex do when he wants to neutralize acid?

He drops the base

How did Skrillex pass chemistry class?

He always knew when to drop the base into the reaction.

Skrillex isn't allowed into produce markets.

Why? He keeps dropping beets.

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