Skittles Jokes

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Funniest Skittles Short Jokes

Short skittles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skittles humour may include short snowballs jokes also.

1. Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.
2. A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.
3. Person 1 says: I like Eminem Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
   Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
   Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?
4. I remember when I was a kid I could go to a store with a dollar and get two big bags of chips, a 2 liter of Sprite, 6 bags of Skittles and 6 Slim Jims. Nowadays they have cameras everywhere inside.
5. If I have three bags of sour skittles and a child steals one bag of my sour skittles. What will I have at the end of the day? Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
6. Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!
7. I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving ... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me
8. A man is buying a banana, some skittles, and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single." The man responds: "Wow, how did you know?"
   Cashier: "Because you're ugly."
9. I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums." "Erm...what?" she asked.
   I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."
10. Person 1: I like Eminem Person 2: I prefer Skittles
    Person 1: I meant the rapper
    Person 2: What's so good about an M&M wrapper?

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Skittles One Liners

Which skittles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skittles? I can suggest the ones about snickers and candy.

1. If Eminem were gay... Would he be called Skittles?
2. Why did the Skittles go to school? *They wanted to become Smarties*
3. Doctor said a healthy diet consisted of a lot of colors... So I ate skittles
4. Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands.
5. There is one person in this Earth who REALLY loves Skittles His name is 6ix9ine
6. What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
7. Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow, and Skittles popped out!
8. The new machine at the gym is my favourite... It has snicker, skittles, kit kats and twix
9. What's a comedian's favorite candy? Skittles.
10. Many lives were lost after the fire in Skittles factory They will be sourly missed
11. What do you call Skittles mixed with M&Ms? S&Ms.
12. Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
13. Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
14. Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
15. Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Comical Skittles Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about skittles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jelly beans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skittles pranks.