Skittles Jokes

Funniest Skittles Short Jokes

Short skittles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skittles humour may include short snowballs jokes also.

1. Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.
2. Person 1 says: I like Eminem Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
   Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
   Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?
3. If I have three bags of sour skittles and a child steals one bag of my sour skittles. What will I have at the end of the day? Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
4. Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!
5. I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving ... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me
6. I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums." "Erm...what?" she asked.
   I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."
7. Skittles, SweetTart, Starburst, and Jolly Rancher are all facing class action lawsuits. They are all being charged for descrimination by assuming assignition of flavors to particular colors.
8. Pros and cons of post-crucifixion Cons: No longer able to eat Skittles
   Pros: Makes hide-and-seek super easy
9. Somebody threw Skittles at me and said, "Taste the rainbow." So I threw M&M's at them and replied, "I'm not afraid!"
10. Shot an elephant in my pyjamas this morning What he was doing in my pyjamas, I have no idea.
    He was eating skittles though, so he deserved it.

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Skittles One Liners

Which skittles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skittles? I can suggest the ones about snickers and candy.

1. If Eminem were gay... Would he be called Skittles?
2. Doctor said a healthy diet consisted of a lot of colors... So I ate skittles
3. Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands.
4. There is one person in this Earth who REALLY loves Skittles His name is 6ix9ine
5. What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
6. What's a comedian's favorite candy? Skittles.
7. Many lives were lost after the fire in Skittles factory They will be sourly missed
8. What do you call Skittles mixed with M&Ms? S&Ms.
9. Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
10. Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
11. [I ate] Skittle crusted trout!
12. I prefer Skittles over M&M But i definitely prefer Eminem over Skittles
13. How do you make a NASCAR race? Throw a handful of skittles in the toilet and flush.

Comical Skittles Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about skittles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jelly beans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skittles pranks.