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7 skis jokes and hilarious skis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Fun-Filled Skis Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What is a good skis joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A blonde bought some water skis last year but has yet to try them out.

She's still looking for a lake with a hill.

My friends and I have a lot of fun riding jet skis That time we had a fatal c**... on the coast was especially hilarious.

We littorally died.

911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!

Parody of Jinga Bells

Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!

I like my girls like my skis...

I like my girls like I like my skis, rented and with plenty of wax on the bottom.

What do you call Polish twins?

A pair of skis

A business that sells crucifix shaped skis called 'cross country'


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