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Skipping Rope Jokes

8 skipping rope jokes and hilarious skipping rope puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skipping rope that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Chatting at the gym…

While at the gym a good looking woman approached me and asked me, have you tried skipping?
I replied, like with a rope? She replied, no like skipping a meal.

Went to a skipping competition

I didn't really want to, but I got roped in

Have you heard the one about the jump rope

never mind, just skip it.

I was gonna make a jump rope joke

But decided to skip it. It's not good

did you hear the one about the jump rope?

skip it

Want to hear a pizza joke... nah, it's too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it's too lame.

Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope?
A:Just skip it.

What do mechanics skip rope with?

Jump leads...

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