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What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese?
A trans fat
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are observing a building...
A very heavy-set man is seen going in.
A while later two very skinny men exit.
The physicist says "To within experimental error, the conservation of mass has been demonstrated."
The biologist says "reproduction by mitosis must have taken place."
The mathematician scratches his chin and then says "you know, if one more person goes in there that building will be empty."
Even though I'm pretty skinny, I identify as an obese person...
I'm trans fat.
They say inside every fat person is a skinny person trying to get out.
But that's silly. Surely the skinny people aren't still alive after they eat them.
If you're skinny but identify as a fat person...
Would that make you a trans-fat?
What do you call a skinny person with a lisp
Methed up
If an obese person goes skinny dipping,
It really isn't.
Fact: Fat people falling down is always funnier than a skinny person falling down.
What do you call someone who dates a skinny bitter person?
Fatty Acid
What do you call it when a skinny person farts?
...Low Carb Emissions
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