Skinny Jokes

• Short Skinny Jokes
• Skinny One Liners
• You So Skinny Jokes
• Fat & Skinny Jokes
• Fat And Skinny Jokes
• Skinny Dip Jokes
• Skinny Leg Jokes
• More Skinny Jokes

Funniest Skinny Short Jokes

Short skinny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skinny humour may include short slim jokes also.

1. I told my wife, "You are so skinny." Then I grabbed her by the love handle and said, "Just look at all this skin."
2. I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once.
3. Why does Japan have so many skinny people? Last time they had a fat man, they lost a city.
4. Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath. That'd make him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
5. A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
   And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
6. My grandpa just walked into the room with a young man wearing skinny jeans and a beard. I said, Who is this, grandpa?
   Grandpa: He's my hip replacement.
7. I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off
8. Wife to husband: Did I get fat during quarantine? Husband replies: you weren't really that skinny to be begin with!
   Time of death: 11:00pm
   Cause of death: Covid-19
9. Whats fat on the bottom, skinny on the top, and has ears? Mountains!
   ...what? You've never head of mountaineers?
10. As a fat guy, I tend to avoid wearing skinny jeans. I find it very difficult to pull it off.

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Skinny One Liners

Which skinny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skinny? I can suggest the ones about chubby and curvy.

1. I am an obese man identifying as a skinny man... I am trans-fat.
2. What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room
3. Why are plants so skinny? They usually have a light lunch.
4. What do you call a skinny Muslim A muSLIM.
5. Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats.
6. What do you call a skinny feminist? Photoshopped.
7. What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat
8. Fat people are harder to kidnap But skinny people are worth less at the meat market
9. What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim.
   
10. How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom
11. What do skinny jeans and modern houses have in common? No ballroom
12. What do skinny jeans and motels have in common? No ballroom.
13. Life is like a box of chocolates Fat people go through it faster than skinny ones
14. I like my women like i like my jeans... Skinny, tight, and ripped...
15. Even though I'm pretty skinny, I identify as an obese person... I'm trans fat.

You So Skinny Jokes

Here is a list of funny you so skinny jokes and even better you so skinny puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you had to choose... Between eating bacon everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose applewood or hickory smoked?
• A fat guy meets a skinny guy... The fat one says: "You look like there's been a famine."
  The skinny one replies: "You look like you caused it".
• It's so sad... that trees look at telephone poles, and think that being tall and skinny is the only way to get people talking.
• They say inside every fat person is a skinny person trying to get out. But that's silly. Surely the skinny people aren't still alive after they eat them.
• Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals.
  (Binomials)
• What do you call a skinny tree? The Real Slim Shady
• How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room.
• Why are the Japanese always so skinny? The last time there was a fat man in Japan a whole city disappeared.
• I'm a transfat... I'm fat, but identify as skinny.
• My son was depressed because of his obesity. "Trust me," I told him, "skinny people get down too." "Unless you're on a see-saw with them," I added.

Fat & Skinny Jokes

Here is a list of funny fat & skinny jokes and even better fat & skinny puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine? Husband: You were never really that skinny
  Time of death: 26/4/20 11:31am
  Cause of death: Corona virus.
• Skinny dipping involves a swimming pool. Fat dipping involves a ranch cup and chicken nuggets.
• They took a poll one day about womens' legs... Around 6% said they liked fat legs...
  Around 3% said they liked skinny legs
  The other 91% said they preferred something in between.
• Skinny If fat people have more skin shouldn't they really be the 'skinny' ones?
• I'm fat, but I identify as skinny. I'm trans slender.
• Why are all Japanese people skinny? Because the last time there was a fat man thousands died
• "Im fat, but I identify as skinny.. I guess you can call me Trans Fat!"
• If you're skinny but identify as a fat person... Would that make you a trans-fat?
• I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you.
• In an objective point of view, fat women are more attractive than skinny woman. According to Newton, the heavier an object is, the more it attracts other objects.

Fat And Skinny Jokes

Here is a list of funny fat and skinny jokes and even better fat and skinny puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Another preventable Corona virus death Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine?
  Husband: You were never really skinny.
  Time of Death: May 3,2020 9:51pm
  Cause of Death: Corona virus
• All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if you're fat enough.
• What do you call a skinny misogynist? Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as "egalitarian".
• Fact: Fat people falling down is always funnier than a skinny person falling down.
• Why won't skinny girls date fat men? They get jealous when the boyfriend has a better rack than they do.
• My friend is fat but identifies as skinny... ...therefore he is trans fat.
• Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
• Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.
• Yo mama so scrawny she makes skinny jeans look fat.
• How can fat women do running jumps farther than skinny people? Because cows are aerodynamic.

Skinny Dip Jokes

Here is a list of funny skinny dip jokes and even better skinny dip puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If an obese person goes skinny dipping, It really isn't.
• Finally got up enough courage to skinny dip... ...just can't attend the Baptist church any more.
• What did the Englishman say to the Frenchman that was skinny-dipping in a river? Are you in Seine?
• A couple decided to go skinny dipping in Paris during a cold winter night. Everyone called them in Seine.
• I've stopped going skinny dipping since I put on a little weight Now I've started chunky dunking.
• Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? They can't get their trunks off...
• What did god say when Eve went skinny dipping for the first time? d**..., i will never get that scent out of my fish.
• What did god say when Eve went skinny dipping? d**..., i'm never getting that smell out of the fish.
• A group of men from San Francisco were skinny dipping... When a c**... floated to the surface
  "okay guys, who f**...?
• I was walking on the beach when I stumbled on an elderly couple skinny dipping "At least they have a good s**... life" I thought to myself once the husband turned round

Skinny Leg Jokes

Here is a list of funny skinny leg jokes and even better skinny leg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are daddy long legs so skinny? Because mummy long legs ran away.
• Why do black guys have skinny legs? Because they're chicken legs.

Quirky and Hilarious Skinny Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about skinny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thinner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skinny pranks.