Skim Milk Jokes

22 skim milk jokes and hilarious skim milk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skim milk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Skim Milk Short Jokes

Short skim milk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skim milk humour may include short skim jokes also.

  1. CNN Poll: 50% of Bernie Sanders supporters drink whole milk, 35% drink 2% milk, and 15% drink skim milk They all hate the 1% though
  2. I was working at a coffee shop, and a priest asked if I have any whole milk I said "forgive me father, for I have skim"
  3. My billionaire boss sent me out for a gallon of milk. "That's what, about $3000?" he asked. "Yes, sir," I replied. So I pick it up for him and kept the difference. Skim milk has never tasted so good.
  4. My priest asked me for soy milk this morning.. I said, forgive me father for I have skimmed.
  5. Got fired from my new job at the dairy factory for making 1% milk the wrong way... ...instead of following the directions exactly, I just skimmed them.

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Skim Milk One Liners

Which skim milk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skim milk? I can suggest the ones about milk and spilled milk.

  1. What did the skimmed milk say to the cream? You can make me whole again
  2. Why do arabs love skim milk? Because they are moo-slim.
  3. What did the skim milk say to the farmer I will never be whole again.
  4. I see plenty of jokes about milking almonds, but... How do you milk a skim?
  5. What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting.
  6. What's the best drink for exam prep? Skim milk.
  7. If chocolate milk comes from brown cows then where does skim milk come from? African cows
  8. Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk? He can't stand the 1%

Skim Milk Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about skim milk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dairy milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skim milk pranks.

A woman is shopping at a grocery store.

She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line.
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".