Skiing Jokes

Funniest Skiing Short Jokes

Short skiing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skiing humour may include short skating jokes also.

1. Boy: What's a palindrome?
   Teacher: racecar
   {10 years later}
   Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
   Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]
2. Just made this up, and apologize in advance... What did the Doctor give the weatherman after his skiing accident? 4 casts
3. I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
4. Why do all polish names end in ski? Because they can't spell toboggan
   (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
5. My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900. The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips.
6. A blonde bought some water skis last year but has yet to try them out. She's still looking for a lake with a hill.
7. I have to go talk to the bank today. If everything goes well, I will finally be out of debt. I'm so excited, I can barely get my ski mask on!
8. Did you hear about the blonde who didn't learn to water ski? She couldn't find a lake with a slope
9. Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult
10. Guy running the ski-lift said it would be $50 to get to the top of the mountain... I said "that's a bit steep."
    He said "exactly."

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Skiing One Liners

Which skiing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skiing? I can suggest the ones about ski resort and hiking.

1. Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown.
2. Whaddaya call a guy with no arms or legs trying to water ski? Skip.
3. What type of skiing do Jews prefer? Shlalom
4. I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed
5. A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift. It was an uphill battle.
6. Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!
7. Don't invest in skiing companies The whole sport is going down hill fast
8. The popularity of skiing has decreased somewhat lately In fact, it's going downhill fast.
9. I use to like going skiing. But that hobby... Went downhill so fast
10. I think skiing is rather suspicious >!Its i's are too close together!<
11. I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill.
12. Why don't blondes water ski? They can't find a lake with a slope
13. I figured out why ski resorts are so funny. They're hillareas
14. I used to be a professional ski athlete It just went downhill from there
15. What does a blind man use to ski? A skiing eye dog

Downhill Skiing Jokes

Here is a list of funny downhill skiing jokes and even better downhill skiing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I don't know why people get so excited about skiing vacations Right from the start they go downhill very fast.
• I am a little worried about the future of the sport of Olympic skiing. It's just going downhill.
  Fast.
• I find alpine skiing to be depressing You start at the top and it's all downhill from there
• I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill.
• I injured myself skiing last year. It's been downhill ever since.
• I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there.

Snow Skiing Jokes

Here is a list of funny snow skiing jokes and even better snow skiing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. "Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
• After weeks of no new uploads, high-quality ripper Silvagunner was found dead along with 20 others in a ski resort avalanche. He died of snow in-halation.
• Why do women never ski? Because it doesn't snow in the kitchen
• What do you call a female pianist/vocalist on snow? Alicia Skis
• *WARNING* /Sexist ...Why can't women ski....?
  ...cause there's no snow in the kitchen.
• Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow.

Skiing Accident Jokes

Here is a list of funny skiing accident jokes and even better skiing accident puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My Grandfather died during World War 2. Horrible skiing accident.

Water Skiing Jokes

Here is a list of funny water skiing jokes and even better water skiing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'd love to learn how to water ski... ...but I can't find a lake on a hill.
• Who likes to waterski on lake eerie? No wait... where does Dracula like to water ski.
• Why couldn't Jesus ride on a water-ski? Cos he didn't exist!
• Why can't blondes go water skiing? Because their first indication of getting their c**... wet is to lay down.
• What do you call a black guy on water skis? Top Water j**...

Witty Skiing Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about skiing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skier jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skiing pranks.