Skies Jokes

Funniest Skies Short Jokes

Short skies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skies humour may include short night sky jokes also.

1. Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut? "NASA: The Sky's The Limit"
2. Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains? Because the sun just came out.
3. Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's sky was invented already.
4. What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe? A refund.
   credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
5. My landlord told me that he would like to have a chat with me soon... about the house's sky high heating bills this winter.
   I told him: "Sure thing, whenever you want. My door is always open".
6. "I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you." "That's so sweet."
   "Not particularly. It was daytime."
7. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. But my dad crushed those dreams years ago... He'd always say "For you, son, the sky's the limit!"
8. NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called "Night".
9. One of my dad's favorites about flying "You know there are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky. They have never left one up there."
10. Two blondes were walking in a park ...when one of them said: "Look, a dead bird!" The other one looked up in the sky and asked "where?"

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Skies One Liners

Which skies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skies? I can suggest the ones about raining sky and blue sky.

1. I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid, but my mom told me the sky is the limit.
2. If at first you don't suceed... sky diving isn't for you.
3. There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky
4. Did you know there are more planes in the ocean.. Than submarines in the sky?
5. What's white and falls from the sky? Depressed Businessmen
6. When does money fall from the sky? When there is a change in weather
   Forgive me
7. Why is the sky blue? No one bothers to ask how it's feeling.
8. Yo mama so fat… Biden just shot her out of the sky
9. What's the brightest star in the night sky? Sirius replies only.
10. Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon, proving he was a terrible Clue player
11. What's an alcoholic's favourite thing about the night sky? The moonshine
12. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed
13. If the moon landing was real… Then how come I still see it in the sky?
14. When the moon hits your eye/like an eel in the sky That's a moray
15. When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!

Sunny Skies Jokes

Here is a list of funny sunny skies jokes and even better sunny skies puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear what weather is going to be for Super Bowl LIII? sunny, clear sky with no Brees.

Amusing & Witty Skies Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about skies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skies pranks.