Skies Jokes

38 skies jokes and hilarious skies puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skies that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh away at these hilarious sky jokes! Whether it be sunny skies, thunder, or aircrafts, we've got jokes about the sky that are sure to bring some much needed laughter. Check them out now for some good old sky-related fun!

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Funniest Skies Short Jokes

Short skies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skies humour may include short night sky jokes also.

  1. Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut? "NASA: The Sky's The Limit"
  2. Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains? Because the sun just came out.
  3. Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's sky was invented already.
  4. What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe? A refund.
    credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
  5. My landlord told me that he would like to have a chat with me soon... about the house's sky high heating bills this winter.
    I told him: "Sure thing, whenever you want. My door is always open".
  6. "I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you." "That's so sweet."
    "Not particularly. It was daytime."
  7. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. But my dad crushed those dreams years ago... He'd always say "For you, son, the sky's the limit!"
  8. NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called "Night".
  9. One of my dad's favorites about flying "You know there are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky. They have never left one up there."
  10. Two blondes were walking in a park ...when one of them said: "Look, a dead bird!" The other one looked up in the sky and asked "where?"

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Skies One Liners

Which skies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skies? I can suggest the ones about raining sky and blue sky.

  1. I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid, but my mom told me the sky is the limit.
  2. If at first you don't suceed... sky diving isn't for you.
  3. There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky
  4. Did you know there are more planes in the ocean.. Than submarines in the sky?
  5. What's white and falls from the sky? Depressed Businessmen
  6. When does money fall from the sky? When there is a change in weather
    Forgive me
  7. Why is the sky blue? No one bothers to ask how it's feeling.
  8. Yo mama so fat… Biden just shot her out of the sky
  9. What's the brightest star in the night sky? Sirius replies only.
  10. Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon, proving he was a terrible Clue player
  11. What's an alcoholic's favourite thing about the night sky? The moonshine
  12. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed
  13. If the moon landing was real… Then how come I still see it in the sky?
  14. When the moon hits your eye/like an eel in the sky That's a moray
  15. When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!

Sunny Skies Jokes

Here is a list of funny sunny skies jokes and even better sunny skies puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear what weather is going to be for Super Bowl LIII? sunny, clear sky with no Brees.
Skies joke, Did you hear what weather is going to be for Super Bowl LIII?

Amusing & Witty Skies Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about skies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skies pranks.

I'm walking down the street when out of nowhere a shellfish falls out of the sky

and hits me in the head. Dazed, I pick up the mollusk and say "Where did you come from, little guy?" The shell creases open slightly and I hear it say "A tornado picked me and threw me. You better get somewhere safe, it's headed this way!" I look around and see mostly blue skies, except for a few clouds. That's when I realized:
It was the clam before the storm.

Why was the jamaican surprised when he saw a bunch of Transformers flying over his house?

'Cause there were robots in de skies.

Famous Last Words

Post your own. I'll start-
"Nah, thats not a dragon"
"And it looks like clear skies over hiroshima today"

The God of Thunder crossed the skies, astride his faithful filly.

"I'm Thor!" He cried. His horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"

Coach always used to say "Aim for the skies, boy".

He doesn't say that anymore after I blinded myself at archery practice.

A Scottish, fedora-wearing art professor complimented his Scandinavian student.

"Nice skies, Finnish lass!"

A stuttering man wants to join the army

So he arrives at the base and gets in line. The first man approaches the drill seargent.
"Soldier, what do you want to do?"
"I want to drive a tank!" He is put to the tanks
The next man approaches. "I want to fly a plane!". So he takes to the skies in a fighter jet.
The stutterer then comes up.
"What do you want to to?"
He was put in charge of the machine guns.

When Jesus was resurrected, an angel escorted him to Heaven in a flying car

As the car ascended to the skies, it suddenly stalled and fell.
One of the disciples looked up and said, "Guess he shouldn't have driven emmanuel."

Airplanes are a blessing in disguise

*clears t**...*
Excuse me...
A blessing in the skies.
It's better said than typed :/

A Jewish Grandmother and her Grandson are walking on the beach...

When a wave comes over the grandson and takes him under. The grandmother falls to her knees and begs, "Oh God! Please bring back my grandson!"
Another wave crashes, and the grandson is soaked, but otherwise unharmed. The grandmother looks to the skies and says, "Where's his hat?"

How does an undercover pilot fly?

In da skies

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?
Punch: Because they are already "in the skies".
Thank you, I'll see myself out.

When people see Superman flying they always ask "Is it a bird? Is it a plane?" Why can't they recognise him?

>! Because he's in d' skies !<

I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining

It's really irrigating.

A strange sight was seen in the Skies of Medieval Canterbury

It was a flying Chaucer!

What's green and hairy and skies down a mountain

a skiwi

It's ironic the character's name is Luke Skywalker...

He never walks on any skies, but he does spend the majority of the series "hand solo."

Do you think God invented parachutes?

I don't know but they sure are a blessing in these skies

What do you call a Flying Transformer

Robots in da skies

Why do Jamaican pilots make really good spies?

"Cos they're always in de' skies mon".

Why can't Dubliners identify aircraft?

Because they're in de skies.

Skies joke, Why can't Dubliners identify aircraft?