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Funniest Skid Marks Short Jokes

Short skid marks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skid marks humour may include short skid mark jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog
  2. Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road, and a dead politician on the side of the road? The skid marks infront of the dog.
  3. What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it.
  4. What is the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer? Skid marks leading to the skunk!
  5. Rat vs lawyer What's the difference between when a lawyer gets killed by a car and a rat that gets killed by a car?
    There were no skid marks for the lawyer.
  6. What's the difference between roadkill and a viola in the middle of the road? There are skid marks leading up to the roadkill.
  7. Whats the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk on the highway? Skid marks in front of the skunk.
  8. Whats the difference between a lawyer and a raccoon? when found dead on the side of the road, the raccoon has skid marks in from of it.
  9. Difference between a corrupt government getting hit by a car and a deer being hit by a car? There where skid marks leading up to the deer...
  10. What do Freddie Mercury and Ayrton Senna have in common? They both died with skid marks on their helmet.

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Skid Marks One Liners

Which skid marks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skid marks? I can suggest the ones about skid and stretch marks.

  1. There is an upside to eating Tide Pods.... It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.
  2. What do you call skid marks on Spider-Man underwear? The Dark Web
  3. What does a fast car say when it has to go to the bathroom? Off to make skid marks.
  4. A f**... is the only b**... function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark.

Skid Marks Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about skid marks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean footprints jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skid marks pranks.

There was once a man who had 100 kids.

There was once a man who had 100 kids. He was not a creative man, so he named the kids after the number of their birth. One of his kids, 90, had a few kids when he grew older. One day, they found a dog on the road. They took him in, and named him This. This was a very good and well behaved dog. Dad, I'm going to go feed This. Hey dad, I'm taking This for a walk. One day, This went missing. The kids went out to search for him, when they saw him on the side of the road, with skid marks all over his body. Years later, the kids still remembered and missed This.
Moral of the story:
Only 90s kids will remember This.

Why did the skid mark lose the election?

It ran a smear campaign
Credit - Amazon Alexa (seriously, I asked my Alexa to tell me a p**... joke and this is what she said)

Roadkill...must have been a lawyer

Two men were walking along a road when they came across roadkill.
"I wonder what that was." said one of them.
"Looks like a lawyer to me." said the other.
"How do you know that?" said the first.
"No skid marks."

First thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet

Women:
"Eeww! That's horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this."
Men:
"Hmmm... Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?"

What's the difference between running over a lawyer and running over an aardvark?

There's skid marks leading to the aardvark's dead body.

Q:How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
A:With the coyote, you usually see skid marks.

Q: What is the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A: The skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why do women's underpants resemble a car c**...?

Blood at the front and skid marks at the back.

I had to change the sheets today as my wife's ABS is not working again....

Leaving skid marks