Skid Jokes
31 skid jokes and hilarious skid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Skid Short Jokes
Short skid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skid humour may include short skater jokes also.
- What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog
- Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road, and a dead politician on the side of the road? The skid marks infront of the dog.
- After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?" God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day." - A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty Mississippi. ...Resulting in river failure.
- A warehouse worker... A warehouse worker is getting ready to ship a bunch of cases of disgusting, prepackaged food, but he can't get it to fit properly on a skid.
The food was unpalatable. - What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it.
- This Zamboni operator skidded out of control into our Dungeons & Dragons meeting Why he be all slidin into my DMs
- What is the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer? Skid marks leading to the skunk!
- A bunch of 80s action stars dressed up as Skid Row for Halloween but they couldn't figure out who would be the lead singer. But Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"
- I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
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Skid One Liners
Which skid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skid? I can suggest the ones about scene kid and skim.
- There is an upside to eating Tide Pods.... It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.
- What do you call skid marks on Spider-Man underwear? The Dark Web
- Never let a getaway driver use your toilet. Skids everywhere.
- I saw a bunch of homeless people fighting in skid row It was in tents
- Riding a car... A man, in *curve*, skids.
- What does a fast car say when it has to go to the bathroom? Off to make skid marks.
- A f**... is the only b**... function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark.
Skid Mark Jokes
Here is a list of funny skid mark jokes and even better skid mark puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Rat vs lawyer What's the difference between when a lawyer gets killed by a car and a rat that gets killed by a car?
There were no skid marks for the lawyer. - What's the difference between roadkill and a viola in the middle of the road? There are skid marks leading up to the roadkill.
- Whats the difference between a lawyer and a raccoon? when found dead on the side of the road, the raccoon has skid marks in from of it.
- Difference between a corrupt government getting hit by a car and a deer being hit by a car? There where skid marks leading up to the deer...
- What do Freddie Mercury and Ayrton Senna have in common? They both died with skid marks on their helmet.
- Q:How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
A:With the coyote, you usually see skid marks. - I had to change the sheets today as my wife's ABS is not working again.... Leaving skid marks
Great Skid Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about skid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skier jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skid pranks.
There was once a man who had 100 kids.
There was once a man who had 100 kids. He was not a creative man, so he named the kids after the number of their birth. One of his kids, 90, had a few kids when he grew older. One day, they found a dog on the road. They took him in, and named him This. This was a very good and well behaved dog. Dad, I'm going to go feed This. Hey dad, I'm taking This for a walk. One day, This went missing. The kids went out to search for him, when they saw him on the side of the road, with skid marks all over his body. Years later, the kids still remembered and missed This.
Moral of the story:
Only 90s kids will remember This.
Roadkill...must have been a lawyer
Two men were walking along a road when they came across roadkill.
"I wonder what that was." said one of them.
"Looks like a lawyer to me." said the other.
"How do you know that?" said the first.
"No skid marks."
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a "landing s**......"
I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row.
First thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet
Women:
"Eeww! That's horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this."
Men:
"Hmmm... Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?"
