Ski Slope Jokes
9 ski slope jokes and hilarious ski slope puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ski slope that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ski Slope Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A Scottish bloke goes on a skiing trip to Canada.
After a hard day on the s**..., he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall... He asks the bartender, "What the fock is that?"
The bartender replies, "It's a moose."
The Scottish chap shouts back, "Fock me! How big are the cats here?"
Did you hear about the blonde who didn't learn to water ski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope
Why don't blondes water ski?
They can't find a lake with a slope
3 guys were in an apartment and had to share the same bed for the night.
The next morning the guys decided to share their dreams they had the night before.
The guy sleeping on the left said, I had a dream that I received the most amazing h**...!
The guy sleeping on the right said, No way! I also had the best h**... in my dream!
The guy sleeping in the middle said, Wow you guys are lucky, my dream wasn't as relaxing. I dreamt that I had to ski up a very steep slope.
Don't get into skiing
It's a slippery slope
I recently got very addicted to skiing
My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope
Would you rather ski down a hill in the French Alps...
...or run down a slope in your car?
Did you hear about the two snakes thrown out of the mulled wine bar at the top of the ski-resort?
It was a slippery slope from there....
Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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