Sketchy Jokes
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Funniest Sketchy Short Jokes
Short sketchy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sketchy humour may include short sketch artist jokes also.
- The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.
- A gruff looking guy approached me on the street saying he can draw my portrait for $2 It sounds sketchy
- Man, Saturday Night Live has really been going after Donald Trump lately I guess it makes sense though, since Donald is such a sketchy guy
- Pretzels Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway
One was a salted
The other was knot
* - Have you heard about that dead cartoonist? I would tell you more but the details were sketchy.
- I just saw a sketchy guy buying a bunch of smoke machines, so I called the cops. He must be a part of some extreme mist group.
- Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated? Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.
- Why did the artist go to jail? He was sketchy.
- I always say Lobsters are sketchy.... They are always getting caught Red-Handed. 🦞
- A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being "pretty sketchy."
I'll leave now...
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Sketchy One Liners
Which sketchy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sketchy? I can suggest the ones about shaky and shady.
- What do you call a sketchy italian neighborhood? The spaghetto
- What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy
- Why can't you trust an artist? Cuz they're sketchy, shady, and they'll frame you
- Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- I don't trust people who can draw... They all seem kinda sketchy.
- I drew a criminal the other day. He looked pretty sketchy.
- A local cartoonists studio has burnt down. Police say that details are sketchy.
- I've never liked the guy who sang Take On Me... He always seemed kinda sketchy.
- Why was the pencil brought in for questioning Because they thought he was sketchy
- What do you call an art studio on the bad side of town? Sketchy
- I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy
- A professional cartoonist died the other day The details are still a bit sketchy
- What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot? A Susquatch.
- What do you call a sketchy looking fish? Susfishious
- Is it just me, or does the hero of a-ha's Take On Me video... ...seem kinda sketchy?
Hilarious Fun Sketchy Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about sketchy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dodgy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sketchy pranks.
So a guy walks into a bar...
... and he notices a pig playing a piano in the corner. He goes up to the bartender and says "Hey, man. What's with the pig?". The bartender replies "There's a guy down the street granting wishes, but watch what you say. He's kind of sketchy."
The man takes off and comes back a little while later with an endless line of ducklings following him through the door. He goes up to the bartender and shouts "Man, that guy was terrible! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks!"
The bartender replied "What do you think I asked for, a pig pianist?"
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A police f**... artist tried drawing a suspect's face...
It was a bit *sketchy*
Did you hear about the sketchy Karate School in the new Powerpuff Girls series?
Mojo Jojo's Dojo.
Softball is such a sketchy sport.
Everything is so underhanded.
Apparently EU voters can only vote with pencils tonight.
Thats a bit sketchy.
There's this sketchy joint downtown named "The Disco" ...
... I hear it causes a lot of panic!
An Artist Gets Mugged...
He goes to the police and draws them a picture.
The policeman says "That's a good picture, we could nail the guy with that."
"I dunno.." Says the rookie besides him. "It seems a bit sketchy."
A local caricature artist got arrested today
I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy.
Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?
Because he was sketchy.
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A man is talking to his shrink...
Guy: I contracted an STD and I'm still a v**.... I've never had s**....
Shrink: How do you think that happened?
Guy: Well, I've given a lot of sketchy h**....
A sketchy guy in a back alleyway sold me a broken Waving Bullet.
I guess I should have expected that, my friend told me she got bad vibes off of him too.
Did you see that police drawing of that guy on the news?!?
He looked sketchy
Did you hear about the sketchy mushroom vendor?
He has no Morels
I had to wake up at 3am to buy concert tickets on a sketchy website.
The early bird gets the worm.
A pun and a hyperbole walk into a bar.
As they enter, the hyperbole is frightened by a shifty looking non sequitur pacing outside the door. The pun just chuckles lightly and reassures the hyperbole (it can be a bit dramatic sometimes). They take their seats at the bar, and the hyperbole finally relaxes. For a moment it had seemed certain that the sketchy non sequitur was entering right behind them, but thankfully, it does not follow.
A very famous painter died recently.
I don't know anything about the case, the details are sketchy.
Why aren't comic books as popular anymore?
Because they're too sketchy nowadays.
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The ocean floor is just like the red light district
It's dark, sketchy, and everyone has experience with c**...
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason...
The details are sketchy
Why did the one drawing not trust the other drawing?
It was being sketchy.
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Apparently many people get all of their artistic inspiration from p**....
I wouldn't follow in their footsteps. They seem highly sketchy.
The police are investigating a burglar who robbed my home and drew a picture of himself.
The details are sketchy.
A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I called the cops...
I think he must be a part of some extreme mist group...
I don't trust artists
their jobs are sketchy
A sketchy dude was trying to sell me an elaborate pillowcase.
It turns out it was a sham.
My sister started using a pencil to do her eyebrows.
It looks a little sketchy.
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Why did the police officer arrest the artist as a m**... suspect?
He was a sketchy dude.
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A sketchy looking guy asks a stripper if she'll join him on a spiritual quest in the Las Vegas desert.
She knows she would be dumb to accept the invitation, but she asks her manager for advice first just in case. His response is simple:
"There are no s**... quest shuns; only s**... dancers."
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I don't get why the g**... the Take On Me music video wanted to help that guy out
He seemed kinda sketchy
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I live in an artists' commune, but just can't find it in me to trust the visual artists...
They seem kinda sketchy.
She fell in love with...
She fell in love with an electrician, and she got shocked.
She fell in love with an artist, and things got sketchy.
She fell in love with a musician, and she got played.
She fell in love with a photographer...
