Sketchy Jokes

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Funniest Sketchy Short Jokes

Short sketchy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sketchy humour may include short sketch artist jokes also.

  1. The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.
  2. A gruff looking guy approached me on the street saying he can draw my portrait for $2 It sounds sketchy
  3. Man, Saturday Night Live has really been going after Donald Trump lately I guess it makes sense though, since Donald is such a sketchy guy
  4. Pretzels Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway
    One was a salted
    The other was knot
  5. Have you heard about that dead cartoonist? I would tell you more but the details were sketchy.
  6. I just saw a sketchy guy buying a bunch of smoke machines, so I called the cops. He must be a part of some extreme mist group.
  7. Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated? Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.
  8. A professional cartoonist died the other day The details are still a bit sketchy
  9. What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot? A Susquatch.
  10. What do you call a sketchy looking fish? Susfishious

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Sketchy One Liners

Which sketchy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sketchy? I can suggest the ones about shaky and shady.

  1. What do you call a sketchy italian neighborhood? The spaghetto
  2. What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy
  3. Why can't you trust an artist? Cuz they're sketchy, shady, and they'll frame you
  4. Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  5. I don't trust people who can draw... They all seem kinda sketchy.
  6. A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy.
  7. I drew a criminal the other day. He looked pretty sketchy.
  8. A local cartoonists studio has burnt down. Police say that details are sketchy.
  9. I've never liked the guy who sang Take On Me... He always seemed kinda sketchy.
  10. Why was the pencil brought in for questioning Because they thought he was sketchy
  11. Breaking News! Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy
  12. You can never trust an artist Theyre super sketchy
  13. What do you call an art studio on the bad side of town? Sketchy
  14. I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy
  15. What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The "spaghetto"

Sketchy joke, What do you call a sketchy place in Italy?

Hilarious Fun Sketchy Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about sketchy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dodgy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sketchy pranks.

Did you hear about the m**... of the cartoon artist?

The details are sketchy.

A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death...

His report details it as being "pretty sketchy."
I'll leave now...

What do you call a sketchy gay bar

A Swan Dive Bar

A police f**... artist tried drawing a suspect's face...

It was a bit *sketchy*

An Artist Gets Mugged...

He goes to the police and draws them a picture.
The policeman says "That's a good picture, we could nail the guy with that."
"I dunno.." Says the rookie besides him. "It seems a bit sketchy."

A local caricature artist got arrested today

I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy.

Why did the artist go to jail?

He was sketchy.

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Did you see that police drawing of that guy on the news?!?

He looked sketchy

Did you hear about the sketchy mushroom vendor?

He has no Morels

A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today

Officers state that the details are sketchy

Why can't you trust artists?

Cause they're sketchy!

A pun and a hyperbole walk into a bar.

As they enter, the hyperbole is frightened by a shifty looking non sequitur pacing outside the door. The pun just chuckles lightly and reassures the hyperbole (it can be a bit dramatic sometimes). They take their seats at the bar, and the hyperbole finally relaxes. For a moment it had seemed certain that the sketchy non sequitur was entering right behind them, but thankfully, it does not follow.

A very famous painter died recently.

I don't know anything about the case, the details are sketchy.

A local artist was arrested for unknown reasons...

details are sketchy.

An illustrator was found dead in his house

The investigation found his death to be in sketchy circumstances.

The ocean floor is just like the red light district

It's dark, sketchy, and everyone has experience with c**...

An artist was found dead in his home

The details are a bit sketchy.

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason...

The details are sketchy

Why did the one drawing not trust the other drawing?

It was being sketchy.

I don't trust artists

their jobs are sketchy

A sketchy dude was trying to sell me an elaborate pillowcase.

It turns out it was a sham.

Did you hear about the cartoonist that was found dead in his home?

Apparently he was murdered, but the details are sketchy.

My sister started using a pencil to do her eyebrows.

It looks a little sketchy.

Why did the police officer arrest the artist as a m**... suspect?

He was a sketchy dude.

[OC] A sketchy looking guy asks a stripper if she'll join him on a spiritual quest in the Las Vegas desert.

She knows she would be dumb to accept the invitation, but she asks her manager for advice first just in case. His response is simple:
"There are no s**... quest shuns; only s**... dancers."

I don't get why the g**... the Take On Me music video wanted to help that guy out

He seemed kinda sketchy

I live in an artists' commune, but just can't find it in me to trust the visual artists...

They seem kinda sketchy.

Is it just me, or does the hero of a-ha's Take On Me video...

...seem kinda sketchy?

She fell in love with...

She fell in love with an electrician, and she got shocked.
She fell in love with an artist, and things got sketchy.
She fell in love with a musician, and she got played.
She fell in love with a photographer...

I always say Lobsters are sketchy....

They are always getting caught Red-Handed. 🦞

Sketchy joke, I don't trust people who can draw...

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