Sketch Jokes

Funniest Sketch Short Jokes

Short sketch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sketch humour may include short drawing jokes also.

1. What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
2. The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.
3. Hospital patient lying in bed: "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!" Doctor: "Yes, I'm sorry. We had to amputate your arms."
   [A brief sketch from an ancient episode of 'Not The Nine O'Clock News']
4. Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches? "Not a huge fan."
5. A man gets mugged. He goes in for a police sketch.
   The police has the picture and asks him if this is accurate.
   He says, he looks sketchier than when i saw him
6. Shakespeare jokes Said hamlet of ophelia,
   I'll draw a sketch of thee,
   What kind of pencil shall I use?
   2B or not 2B?
   -Some of Spike Milligan's finest work
7. My friend wanted to do a sketch of me. I insisted on playing chess instead. It ended up in a draw.
8. A police artist is drawing a sketch. Police artist: "So, he had grey hair, grey eyes, grey shoes, medium build, no glasses and wore a grey suit."
   Dog: "Correct!"
9. I'm developing some flash cards to improve communication and understanding with my dog Not much to speak of yet, I just have a handful of ruff sketches.
10. What's the similarity between a baby and an etch a sketch? If you don't like how it looks you can shake it until it goes away!

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Sketch One Liners

Which sketch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sketch? I can suggest the ones about drawing art and cartoon.

1. The Etch a Sketch company was struggling But they hired me to shake things up
2. Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China.
3. What do you call a drawing of a clown? A comedy sketch.
4. What Is The Hardest Job In The World? Sketching For Police Officers In China
5. Why doesn't Michael J Fox have an Etch-a-Sketch? He's too old to play with toys
6. You know, if you and me were to have a sketching competition... We'd draw
7. What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?
8. Did you hear about the mildly popular group sketch artist? He drew a small crowd.
9. I entered a sketching competition. Drew every round
10. What's the easiest job in China? Police sketch artist.
11. What marker is only sold in shady areas? Mr. Sketch.
12. How did they execute cheapskates in the middle ages? They had them sketched and nickled
13. Did you hear about the comedian who became an artist? He was good at sketches
14. A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma..... 2B or not 2B?
15. What did the sketch say to the painting? "I don't talk to colored people."

Sketch Artist Jokes

Here is a list of funny sketch artist jokes and even better sketch artist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features.
• What did the infertile artist say when he couldn't think of anything to sketch? "I'm only drawing blanks here..."
• If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
• What did Detective Somerset say to the angry sketch artist? It's impressive to see a man feeding off his pen motions...
• A sketch artist walks into a alleyway It was sketchy.
• Sketch Artist: [holds up drawing of a single strand of straw] **Camel *[in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes]*:** that's him

Etch A Sketch Jokes

Here is a list of funny etch a sketch jokes and even better etch a sketch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
• What do babies and an etch-a-sketch have in common? If you dont like the way it looks you can shake it until it goes away.
• What is Michael J. Fox's archenemy? An Etch-A-Sketch.
• Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
• Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
  When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
• Yo momma's so poor, she watches television on an Etch A Sketch.
• How frustrated was I when I found out Nike only made 89 Back To The Future Shoes? About as frustrated as Michael J Fox trying to use an Etch A Sketch.
• Did you hear about the Michael J. Fox Etch-a-Sketch? It's self erasing.

Comedy Sketch Jokes

Here is a list of funny comedy sketch jokes and even better comedy sketch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm starting a comedy troupe that wears masks and does improvised sketches in coffee shops It's called Commedia de Lattè
• What is Superman's comedy sketch show called? Essen-El
• What's the difference between a magical girl's comedy sketch and a female dog's snappy comeback? One's a witch's bit and the other is a b**...'s wit.

Heartwarming Sketch Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about sketch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drawing pictures jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sketch pranks.