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Funniest Sketch Artist Short Jokes

Short sketch artist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sketch artist humour may include short sketch jokes also.

  1. The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.
  2. A police artist is drawing a sketch. Police artist: "So, he had grey hair, grey eyes, grey shoes, medium build, no glasses and wore a grey suit."
    Dog: "Correct!"
  3. TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features.
  4. What did the infertile artist say when he couldn't think of anything to sketch? "I'm only drawing blanks here..."
  5. If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
  6. What did Detective Somerset say to the angry sketch artist? It's impressive to see a man feeding off his pen motions...
  7. Sketch Artist: [holds up drawing of a single strand of straw] **Camel *[in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes]*:** that's him

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Sketch Artist One Liners

Which sketch artist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sketch artist? I can suggest the ones about cartoonist and drawing art.

  1. Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China.
  2. What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?
  3. Did you hear about the mildly popular group sketch artist? He drew a small crowd.
  4. What's the easiest job in China? Police sketch artist.
  5. Did you hear about the comedian who became an artist? He was good at sketches
  6. A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma..... 2B or not 2B?
  7. A sketch artist walks into a alleyway It was sketchy.

Sketch Artist Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sketch artist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tattoo artist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sketch artist pranks.

A man witnesses a m**...

The police bring him in to a sketch artist, the sketch artist asks him questions about the m**... until he finishes his drawing. The sketch artist then asks the man "does this look like the m**...?" the man replies with "it's an awful good drawing and all, but it looks nothing like the picture I took".

Vampires are actually very successful artists with a common flaw...

Whenever they are doing a face portrait they always stop below the chin...
Whenever they are sketching a figure they always stop at the top of the shoulders....
But this is cuz they s**... at necks.