Skeleton Kid Jokes

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? He didn't because he doesn't have skin and he just fell apart.

Kid at the museum

Kid: "How old is that Tyrannosaurus skeleton?"
Guide: "70,000,006 years."
Kid: "Wow. How can you be so exact?"
Guide: "They told me it was 70,000,000 years old when I started working here."

Why couldn't the skeleton and the witch have kids?

Because the skeleton had a halloweenie.

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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