Skeleton Crew Jokes
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Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
Most of the staff at the cemetery quit recently
I heard they've had to run the place with a skeleton crew.
How did the Halloween store stay open during the labor shortage?
They operated with a skeleton crew.
Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
Why was the captain of a ghost ship beginning to get nervous?
He was running the ship on a skeleton crew.
What do you call a team of orthopedic surgeons?
A skeleton crew.
What crew mans a haunted ship?
A skeleton crew!
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