Skeleton Bar Jokes

Funniest Skeleton Bar Short Jokes

Short skeleton bar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skeleton bar humour may include short skeleton bone jokes also.

1. My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says
   "I'll have a beer and a mop"
2. A skeleton walks into a bar... Bartender: What'll be?
   Skeleton: give me a beer and a mop.
3. Messy drinker A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have? The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop.
4. A skeleton walked into a bar A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer.
   And a mop.
5. A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have?
   The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop.
6. A skeleton walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender, "I'll take a beer and a mop."
7. A skeleton walks into a bar... The bartender asks the skeleton, "What would you like?"
   The skeleton replies, "I would like a beer and a mop please."
8. A skeleton walks in to a bar... The bartender says, "What'll it be, mister?"
   The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
9. You guys hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar? He tells the bartender, "get me a shot and a mop."
10. Short Dad Joke These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first.. think about it!
    "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

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Skeleton Bar One Liners

Which skeleton bar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skeleton bar? I can suggest the ones about skeleton and halloween skeleton.

1. A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
2. A skeleton walks into a bar He orders a drink...and a mop.
3. A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop.
4. A skeleton walked into a bar He said: "I need a beer and a mop"
5. A skeleton walks into a bar Tells the bartender, "Gimme a beer and a mop."
6. A skeleton walks into a bar ... ... He says " Gimme a beer -- and a mop ! "
7. Why did they kick the skeleton out of the bar? He couldn't hold his liquor.
8. A skeleton goes to the bar and says "Can I have a pint and a mop..."
9. A skeleton walks into a bar... And says "gimme a beer and a mop."
10. A skeleton walks into a bar. Says, "I'd like a beer please. And a mop."
11. A skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a drink and a mop"
12. A skeleton walks into a bar He said ouch.
13. A skeleton walks into a bar He says to the bartender, "Hey give me a drink... And a mop."
14. So a skeleton walks into a bar He asks for a bucket and a mop
15. A skeleton walks into a bar...

Skeleton Bar Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about skeleton bar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dancing skeleton jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skeleton bar pranks.