Skeleton Bar Jokes
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A skeleton walks into a bar...
And says "gimme a beer and a mop."
3 Jokes about bars:
1.
A duck walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my bill."
2.
A typewriter walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my tab."
3.
A skeleton walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Uh, and a mop."
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer....
and a mop.
My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke
A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says
"I'll have a beer and a mop"
Short Dad Joke
These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first.. think about it!
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
A skeleton walks into a bar
He walks up to the bartender and orders a beer and a mop.
(Credit goes to the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie but just wanted to share)
A skeleton walks into a bar and sees a depressed skeleton and asks what's wrong
He says I've got nobody
A skeleton walks into a bar...
Bartender: What'll be?
Skeleton: give me a beer and a mop.
Why did they kick the skeleton out of the bar?
He couldn't hold his liquor.
An archeologist walks into a bar
An archeologist walks into a bar, orders a beer and gives a heavy sigh. "What's wrong?" the bartender asks. "I thought I discovered a fully intact dinosaur skeleton at my dig yesterday," the archeologist laments. "Sadly, upon further excavation today it turns out that it was just a fossil arm."
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