Skating Rink Jokes
4 skating rink jokes and hilarious skating rink puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skating rink that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good skating rink joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate
But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
Blonde goes ice fishing
A blonde decides to go ice fishing. She makes a hole in the ice and starts fishing.
Suddenly a voice from above says: There are no fish here.
Startled, the blonde looks around but doesn't see anybody. She shrugs and continues.
After a while the voice comes again: There are no fish here.
The blonde looks up and asks, Lord? Is that you?
The voice replies,"No, this is the ice-skating rink's maintenance manager. Seriously, there are no fish here.
Why did the hockey player hate his desk job at the ice skating rink?
Because he was in the office part of the building
mike wazowski just opened an ice skating parlour
he called it monsters rink
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