Skating Jokes

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Funniest Skating Short Jokes

Short skating jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skating humour may include short skateboarding jokes also.

1. Authorities close investigation on the group of hipsters found dead in a pond last week. Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool.
2. Did y'all hear about the group of hipsters who drowned at the pond? Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool
3. I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
4. There once was a pirate named Bates Who was learning to rhumba on skates
   He fell on his cutlass
   Which rendered him nutless
   And practically useless on dates.
5. My dad while watching Olympics figure skating: "Ya know what they call that move when they fall?" "...a triple klutz"
6. Drowning Hipster Why did the hipster drown?
   He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool.
7. What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip
8. Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
   A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
9. I bought a pair of roller blades at a garage sale... Some people might call me a cheap skate.
10. Little Suzie, donned her skates... Little Suzie, donned her skates,
    Upon the ice to frisk.
    What a silly girl she was,
    Her little *

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Skating One Liners

Which skating one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skating? I can suggest the ones about skate and ice skate.

1. Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
2. Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool
3. How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.
4. Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool
5. Why did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool
6. What is the hardest part about roller skating? Telling your parents that you're gay
7. What do you call an ice skating dwarf? A midget spinner
8. Did you see the ROC figure skating routine in the Olympics? It was dope
9. Noone laughed when i fell while skating. But the ice sure cracked up.
10. How did the hipster die? He went ice skating before it was cool
11. What do you call a roller skate that can't figure out what to do? A skateboard
12. Why did the hipster drown? He went skating before it was cool.
13. What was the best part of the Pyeongchang Olympic figure skating? The Koreagraphy.
14. I want to get into ice skating but I keep getting cold feet!
15. What do you call a homosexual on roller skates Rollaids

Ice Skating Jokes

Here is a list of funny ice skating jokes and even better ice skating puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the hockey player hate his desk job at the ice skating rink? Because he was in the office part of the building
• mike wazowski just opened an ice skating parlour he called it monsters rink
• Skating on ice at 1°C is a great way to get to know people... It's a great icebreaker
• Never go ice skating on your first date in spring. It could be a bad ice breaker.
• Which Greek god has to resurrect every time he's been ice skating? Dionysus.
• Hey are you an ice skating rink? ' cause you're giving me a zamboner right now
• Camouflage ice skates You can hide, but you can't run
• I took my psychic girlfriend ice skating but she fell through the ice. Luckily, Claire's buoyant
• A disgruntled man stands in the stands up and yells: "You can't walk on water!" Odd behaviour, since it was at an ice-skating competition
• Why do Norse gods never ice skate? Because the ice always Thors.

Roller Skating Jokes

Here is a list of funny roller skating jokes and even better roller skating puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• This year for Halloween I'm going to wear nothing but roller skates and go as a pull toy.
• Yo mamas so fat she used two buses for roller skates.
• What's black and white and goes on eight wheels? A nun on roller skates.
  - kills self
• masquerade I went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. I went as a pull toy.
• Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
• Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
• Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on here walker? Because she has dementia.
• What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Rolaids.
• I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
• What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
  A mobile s**... bank!

Hilarious Skating Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about skating you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skiing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skating pranks.