Skater Jokes
23 skater jokes and hilarious skater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with these hilarious skater jokes about skateboarders, ice skaters, figure skaters, and skiers. From the slippery glacier to Nelly the Ice Skater, these jokes are guaranteed to make you LOL!
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Funniest Skater Short Jokes
Short skater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skater humour may include short skateboard jokes also.
- Avril Lavigne could have just called her song Skater boy instead of Sk8er Boi. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
- Why isn't the Russian army as strong as expected? Because they wasted all their steroids on figure skaters a month ago.
- What did the North Korean coach say to the figure skater before her competition? We expect great execution.
What did the coach say after a poor performance?
We expect great execution. - How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
- Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic. Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan t**....
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Skater One Liners
Which skater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skater? I can suggest the ones about skating and skier.
- Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good? It's all about the Execution
- What do midget skaters and couples with children have in common? Mini-Vans
- What do you call a rich figure skater? A 7 figure skater
- What is the most difficult thing as a male figure skater Coming out to your parents.
- What can a homeless figure skater do to get by? Turn-tricks
- Ice skaters... ...do it on the slide, if you know what I mean
- What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans
- Ever heard about the rich ice skater ? He's got an 8 figure job !
- What did the rad skater dude with a cold day to the waiter about his drink? Noice.
- What kind of person does the 900 in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? A downright left-c
- What do you call an ice skater going to the moon? Apollo Oh-No!
- What do Greek skaters eat? Ollieves
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Skater Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about skater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean roller skate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skater pranks.
An offensive joke
A quarterback, a running back, a fullback, a wide receiver, a tight end, a left tackle, a left guard, a center, a right tackle, a right guard, a striker, an attacking midfielder, a left wing skater, a center, a right wing skater, a point guard, a shooting guard, a small forward and a designated hitter all walk into a bar
