Skateboard Jokes
35 skateboard jokes and hilarious skateboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about skateboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Skateboard Short Jokes
Short skateboard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The skateboard humour may include short skater jokes also.
- What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common? They both shred footage.
(*be gentle, it's my first time.*) - Remember when radical extremists were just kids pulling sick stunts off on their skateboards? Gnarly.
- How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it might take 16 tries
- People always tell me to wear a helmet while skateboarding... I can't even remember the last time I hit my head.
- I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work. On a lighter note, I'm selling a lightly used skateboard.
- "Sir, your balance is outstanding." I know my balance is outstanding, I've been skateboarding for years, but I fail to see how that's going to help me pay back this debt!
- Why do terrorists like skateboarding? It's totally radical!
- What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding? Ex-stream
- Oh, honey baby; are you a mountaintop skateboard race? Coz there's you with those curves, and me with no brakes!
- I took my skateboard around my friend's house. "Wanna see me kickflip?" I asked.
"No..." he sighed.
He really regrets naming his dog "Flip".
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Skateboard One Liners
Which skateboard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with skateboard? I can suggest the ones about roller skate and ice skate.
- I tried skateboarding to work. Almost drowned. I'm a fisherman.
- What do you call an Iraqi skateboarder? A radical Muslim.
- Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? Because they only use half pipes.
- What's the hardest trick in skateboarding? Getting a job
- What do you call a skateboarding Muslim Radical Islam
- What kind of cheese do skateboarders eat? Shredded cheese.
- I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
- I wanted to buy a skateboard, but it was too cheap! What cheapskates.
- What type of plants do skateboarders grow? Faceplants
- My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie.
- How do you make a skateboard? Tell boring stories while you're fishing.
- What do you call a skateboarder who likes to grind? Feeble minded.
- What's a Mexican skateboarder's name? Manual.
- What do you call a skateboarder who only thinks about themselves? A gnarcissist.
- I lost my skateboard when i fell off and couldn't find it Then it hit me
Uplifting Skateboard Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about skateboard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean roller skates jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make skateboard pranks.
Three men die, and go to the pearly gates...
St. Peter walks up to the firsts, and he says: "You have lived a good life, but you have cheated on your wife many times. Confess here before your friends, and you will be allowed into heaven."
The man says: "I slept with a different woman every week of my ten-year marriage. I beg for forgiveness."
St. Peter forgives him, and gives him a bicycle. He tells him that he must travel for a thousand miles as penance, and think about his sin.
The second man says:"I was married for five years, and I slept with a different woman as a lover each year. I beg for forgiveness."
St. Peter forgives him, and gives him a motorcycle. He tells him that he must travel for a thousand miles as penance, and think about his sin.
The third man says: "I was married for a month, and stayed faithful throughout. Then my wife died, so I committed s**... so I may be with her."
St. Peter tells him: "I know. Follow me." He then leads him to a helicopter, and tells him to enjoy the ride. The man soon enough passes the other two men, who see him land a short distance away. They eventually catch up to him, and see he is crying.
The first two men ask him: "Why are you crying? You have no sins to atone for!"
The third says: "I just saw my wife... She was skateboarding."
Two guys died in a car c**......
There were these two friends, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them. St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the picture, St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her. The man replied, "I was unfaithful to my wife one time." St. Peter decided to give the man a station-wagon for him to drive around heaven. Now it was the second man's turn. St. Peter asked him for a picture of his wife and then asked if he had ever cheated on her. The man replied,"here's a picture of my wife, and I never cheated on her." St. Peter was very impressed and decided to give the man a Ferrari to drive around heaven. After a few months in heaven, the two friends met up with each other. The second man was bragging about his Ferrari when the other turned to him and said, "I wouldn't be bragging if I were you. I just saw your wife on a skateboard."
I always wanted a skateboard.
So one day I asked my mom for a skateboard. She said no as it was too expensive. So I came up with an idea to resolve my problem - I grabbed a plank of wood and some nails.
And beat her to death.
How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it.
**Alternate Ending**
One, but it takes him fifty tries.
Adultery
There were three guys that died and went to heaven.
The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you shall own a bike."
The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery so you shall own a motorcycle."
The third guy goes up and then God says, "You have only thought about adultery so you shall get a Porsche!"
The first guy comes up to the man in the Porsche and starts Laughing and the man in the Porsche asks, "Why are you laughing? You only got a bike!"
The guy on the bike says, "I just saw your wife on a skateboard!"
What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's g**...?
A Freudian Flip.
