Ska Jokes

Funniest Ska Short Jokes

Short ska jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ska humour may include short treble jokes also.

1. How many ska musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!!!"
2. Why do Ska Bands make the best Door dash drivers? Because if you order food they'll *pick it up, pick it up, pick it up*.
3. How many ska musicians does it take drop a dubstep beat? Nobody knows because they always PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!
4. What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record? PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!
5. Did you guys hear about that trippy psychedelic reggae band based out of Des Moines? They're called Iowa Ska.
6. My new band I'm starting a band that will be dubstep and ska fusion. We gonna drop the beat then pick it up pick it up pick it up!!
7. I ordered a ska album from Barnes and Noble, but they don't deliver. I had to pick it up pick it up pick it up.

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Ska One Liners

Which ska one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ska? I can suggest the ones about guitarist and reggae.

1. What does a ska drummer do when they drop a stick? Pickitup pickitup pickitup!
2. I'm in a Ska band that only sings about fatherhood. We're called Dadness.
3. Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past
4. What do you do if you drop your phone at a ska show? pickitup pickitup pickitup pickitup
5. How many drums does it take to make a good ska band? Nobody knows.
6. Why are ska bands so clean? They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.
7. Listening to ska is like a bad h**...... It's all upstrokes

Great Ska Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about ska you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gig jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ska pranks.