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Sizing Jokes

5 sizing jokes and hilarious sizing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sizing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Fun-Filled Sizing Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good sizing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight....

I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight.
They've been sizing each other up for hours.

My girlfriend recently started categorizing small animals by height and weight. I'll have to end it with her...

She's always critter sizing.

My grandfather could communicate with ghosts, who would often ask him about his clothes sizing.

He was a medium.

I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height…

Apparently, they didn't like my critter sizing.

I got kicked out of the park today for arranging the squirrels by height

They didn't like my critter sizing


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