Sizes Shapes Jokes
14 sizes shapes jokes and hilarious sizes shapes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sizes shapes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sizes Shapes Short Jokes
Short sizes shapes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sizes shapes humour may include short square shape jokes also.
- Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.... Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....
- If I've learned one thing in my travels, it's that men come in all shapes and sizes. But enough about my exotic fleshlight collection.
- Good jokes are like anti vax kids They come in many shapes and sizes, normally created by people that have less-than-average intelligence, and most importantly never gets old
- Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, round, thin, thick crust, deep pan, extra toppings...
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Sizes Shapes One Liners
Which sizes shapes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sizes shapes? I can suggest the ones about body shape and shape.
- What type of tree comes in all shapes and sizes? A geometree
- Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people.
- I love woman of all shapes and sizes. Within Reason
Comical Sizes Shapes Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about sizes shapes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean head shape jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sizes shapes pranks.
A Winking Salesman!
A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
"Looking at your resume, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer. "Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you", adds the interviewer.
"But wait", says the man. "If I take two aspirin, I stop winking".
"Then show me", replies the interviewer.
So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colours before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.
"It's great. You stopped winking", says the interviewer, "but we can't have our salesmen womanizing all over the country".
"What do you mean?", asks the man. "I'm happily married".
"How do you explain all the condoms?" asks the interviewer.
"Oh, that", sighs the man. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
Two ladies smoking
Two old ladies were standing outside smoking cigarettes. It starts to rain, so one of the old ladies takes out a c**..., cuts the tip off and slides it over her cig to keep it dry. The other lady is amazed at her inventiveness! She goes to the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she needs some condoms. The pharmacist, puzzled, looks at her and says "ma'am they come in all shapes and sizes, which ones do you need?" She replies "doesn't matter, as long as it fits a Camel!"
A guy goes to a barbershop
The barber claims to have a new machine that can cut everyone's hair equally well.
But that's ridiculous! Says the customer, not everyone has the same size and shaped head!
The barber responds, They do afterward
I used to be a huge fan of tractors.
When I was younger I loved them in all shapes and sizes. This was until I went to the county fare when I was 10, and the farmer refused to let me sit in his tractor. I ran home and cried my eyes out, tore all the tractor posters off my wall and that was that.
11 years later standing in the doorway of a night club, surrounded by smokers my friend leans across to me and says:
This smoke is really unpleasant
I open my lungs, s**... up all the smoke and exhale it far in the other direction.
He says: Wow, how did you do that?
To which I reply: I'm an ex-tractor fan