Sixty Nine Jokes
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My therapist asked me how many times a day I act immature.
I responded, "sixty-nine."
Interviewer: You said you are quick in mathematics, could you tell me what is a two hundred and fifty times eighty whole divided by sixty nine?
Man: Six thousand eight hundred and fourty five.
Interviewer: Hm... that's not the right answer...
Man: But i'm quick.
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A guy picks up a waitress at a Chinese restaurant...
A guy picks up an innocent, young waitress at a Chinese restaurant and after a night out gets her back to his place. After some fooling around he's ready for action and says, "How's about a little sixty-nine?" to which she replies, "You want broccoli with beef?!"
What's LXIX?
Sixty-nine the hard way
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A Chinese husband and wife are having a busy night in their restaurant..
..when an old friend of the husband makes a surprise visit, the two men have a few drinks to celebrate and after a while the husband tells his wife they are going to a nearby pub, but won't be long.
The husband eventually comes home at 3am and gently awakens his wife and asks "Hey, what about a little sixty nine?"
She flies into a rage, "You go out drinking with your friend, you knew how busy the restaurant was, you leave me to do all the hard work, and now you expect me to get up and make you Mongolian Lamb with Snow Peas!?"
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What did the toast say to his partner while they were doing sixty nine?
Babe, I'm gonna crumb!
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Things are not working out with my math teacher girlfriend but she is really good at s**....
I don't know whether to eighty-six her or sixty-nine her.
What do you call two skunks sixty-nining?
Odor eaters.
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David Guetta - Shot Me Down (p**... version)
I was five and he was six...ty nine , bang bang
What time is it?
It's sixty nine o' clock
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Number Sixty Nine
Hong and Lin were Chinese immigrants. They had been married for 20 years and operated a successful Chinese takeout restaurant.
One night they are sleeping when Hong wakes up suddenly and immediately rouses his wife. "Honey, I have a hankering for some number sixty nine!"
"Go back to sleep, silly" Lin says. "I'm not going to do that now. It's 2:00 in the morning!"
Hong begs with Lin for several minutes, and finally she relents. But as Lin begins to remove her p**..., Hong stops her and says, "What you doing? I didn't ask for stripper. All I want is some General Tso's chicken, like you make at restaurant!"
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Sixty Nine One Liners
Which sixty nine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sixty nine? I can suggest the ones about ninety and sixty years old.
- My therapist asked me how many times a day I act immature. I responded, "sixty-nine."
- What's LXIX? Sixty-nine the hard way
- What do you call two skunks sixty-nining? Odor eaters.
- What time is it? It's sixty nine o' clock