Sixth Jokes
64 sixth jokes and hilarious sixth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sixth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you an adult looking for some sixth-grade-level humor? Look no further! In this article, explore a collection of jokes involving the sixth grade, sixth sense, sixth grade math, Naomi, fifths, and the 9th. You'll find a joke or two to make you laugh!
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Funniest Sixth Short Jokes
Short sixth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sixth humour may include short seventh jokes also.
- Does anyone know what the movies titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people
- I just realized Titanic and the Sixth Sense are basically the same movie. Icy dead People!
- If a wealthy ancient Roman had a private bathroom on the sixth floor of his home... ...did that make it a VI P room?
- If I had a penny for every time a girl asked me out.. I'd have 5 cents.
She said if I came back inside her house a sixth time she would call the cops. - Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death.
- 5 out of 5 people enjoy Russian Roulette. There was supposed to be a sixth, but he never got back to me about his experience.
- What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common? Their careers ended after seeing dead people.
- Every 5 out of 6 people say Russian Roulette is fun... I wonder why the sixth guy hates it
- For my sixth cake day I was going to just repost someone elses cake day joke. But then I thought to myself...
Nah, I'm batter than that! - Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence. "Icey dead people"
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Sixth One Liners
Which sixth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sixth? I can suggest the ones about fourth and eighth.
- What does titanic and the sixth sense have in common? Icy dead people
- What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
- What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense? Icy dead people.
- What do the movies The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
- The Sixth Sense and Titanic are the same movie. Icy dead people.
- What do you get if you cross Titanic with Sixth Sense? Icy dead people
- Who won the Tour de France in 1940? The Sixth German Panzer Division.
- Why do the vowels refuse to acknowledge their sixth member? They don't know why
- Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman? Because he was a VI KING.
- What do Mount Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common? They both have icy dead people.
- What do The Sixth Sense and Mount Everest have in common? Icy dead people!
- On the sixth day, God outsourced to China. That's why weekends don't last very long.
- Math Quiz: What is one third plus one sixth? One second.
- I had such a crush on my sixth-grade teacher... I was home schooled.
- Why isn't a psychic coin a nickel? Because it has a sixth sense! :)
Sixth Sense Jokes
Here is a list of funny sixth sense jokes and even better sixth sense puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do the Titanic and sixth sense have in common? They both have that sinking feeling
(*Bu dum tss*) - Why isn't they physic coin a nickle? Because it had a sixth sense
- What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise? High Seas Dead People
- My originality is just like my sixth sense It doesn't exist
- How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor
- I just did a f**... that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look
Fourth Sixth Jokes
Here is a list of funny fourth sixth jokes and even better fourth sixth puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Yesterday was star wars day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is... Revenge of the Sixth
- Since may the fourth is two days ago I guess today is the revenge of the sixth
- What comes after May the fourth? The revenge of the sixth!
Sixth Grade Jokes
Here is a list of funny sixth grade jokes and even better sixth grade puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was taking a health quiz back in sixth grade and I just remembered this "Write an example of a risk"
"This"
Witty Sixth Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about sixth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ninth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sixth pranks.
My buddy's first b**...
My buddy Matt walks into a bar goes up to the bartender and asks for 5 shots of whiskey.
Bartender looks wide eyed and says, "5 shots?! whats the occasion young fella?"
Matt says, "My first b**..."
Bartender replies, "First b**... eh? you know what? Ill give you a sixth shot, on the house. Congrats!"
Matt, disgusted, looks at the barkeep and says, "6?!?! Are you kidding? If 5 shots wont get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what will!"
So, an infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar...
The first mathematician orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders a quarter, the fourth orders an eighth, and the fifth orders a sixteenth. The sixth mathematician is about to speak up when the bartender interrupts him and puts two pints on the bar, saying "You guys don't know your limits."
An angel walks in to God's office while He's creating the world...
and sees God drawing on his notepad a roundish thing with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. The angel says "Hi God, what are you doing?"
"I'm working on the human being," says God,
"But that's not due until the sixth day, today's only the third!"
"I know, I'm just planning a head!"
My friend asked me if I wanted to go out with him and his disabled girlfriend
I said no. I hate sixth wheeling.
"Look at this!" I said to my roommate
"What happened?" he replied
"Look, the second, fourth, sixth and eighth plants are growing very healthily, but the other four are getting dry, even though I treated them the same!" I said
"Huh, weird!" he responded "water the odds!"
My friend was about to jump off of the balcony of my sixth floor apartment. I yelled Don't do it!...
... You have too much potential.
Did you hear about the nickel and the penny that got fused together and is haunted?
The coin has the sixth cents
How do anti-vaxxers celebrate their kid's sixth birthday?
They put flowers on their grave.
My friend went to the bar and ordered 6 drinks
He took the first drink and drank it.
He took the second drink and tipped it on the floor.
He took the third drink and drank it.
He took the forth drink and tipped it on the floor.
He took the fifth drink and drank it.
He took the sixth drink and tipped it on the floor.
When I asked him why he was doing this he said, the doctor says I should only have the odd drink now and again
There is a husband and a wife that, over their marriage, have eight kids.
One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.
The husband goes to his wife and asks her, "Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?"
The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.
The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, "So who is Billy's father?"
"You."
A husband and a wife over their marriage had eight kids.One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.
The husband goes to his wife and asks her, Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?
The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.
The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, So who is Billy's father?
You.
A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room....
and said to himself every so often, "Boy, I hope I'm sick!"
After about the fifth or sixth time, the receptionist couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Why in the world would you want to be sick, Mr. Adams?"
The man replied, "I'd hate to be well and feel this bad."
My friend told me excessive m**... can lead to memory loss.
It's the sixth time he's told me.
The Story of Creation as told by Dog
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy, and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
A guy told his friend "do you want to hear an edgy joke"?
His friend started laughing immediately.
"Hold on," said the guy, "I haven't told it yet. You don't even know if it's going to be funny. It might be offensive."
"I'm sure it's going to be funny" his friend said, still laughing. "I've always had a sixth sense of humor."
