The Best 47 Sixth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sixth jokes. There are some sixth 1st jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sixth 4th puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Sixth Jokes and Puns

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division.

My buddy's first blow job

My buddy Matt walks into a bar goes up to the bartender and asks for 5 shots of whiskey.
Bartender looks wide eyed and says, "5 shots?! whats the occasion young fella?"
Matt says, "My first blow job"
Bartender replies, "First blow job eh? you know what? Ill give you a sixth shot, on the house. Congrats!"
Matt, disgusted, looks at the barkeep and says, "6?!?! Are you kidding? If 5 shots wont get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what will!"

So, an infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar...

The first mathematician orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders a quarter, the fourth orders an eighth, and the fifth orders a sixteenth. The sixth mathematician is about to speak up when the bartender interrupts him and puts two pints on the bar, saying "You guys don't know your limits."

What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic?

Icy dead people.

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

An angel walks in to God's office while He's creating the world...

and sees God drawing on his notepad a roundish thing with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. The angel says "Hi God, what are you doing?"
"I'm working on the human being," says God,
"But that's not due until the sixth day, today's only the third!"
"I know, I'm just planning a head!"

I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense'

There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look

Sixth joke, I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense'

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Every 5 out of 6 people say Russian Roulette is fun...

I wonder why the sixth guy hates it

My friend asked me if I wanted to go out with him and his disabled girlfriend

I said no. I hate sixth wheeling.

Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette...

... The sixth one loves it to death.

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I was taking a health quiz back in sixth grade and I just remembered this

"Write an example of a risk"
"This"

What do The Sixth Sense and Mount Everest have in common?

Icy dead people!

"Look at this!" I said to my roommate

"What happened?" he replied

"Look, the second, fourth, sixth and eighth plants are growing very healthily, but the other four are getting dry, even though I treated them the same!" I said

"Huh, weird!" he responded "water the odds!"

Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is...

Revenge of the Sixth

What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense?

Icy dead people.

Sixth joke, What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense?

What do the Titanic and sixth sense have in common?

They both have that sinking feeling
(*Bu dum tss*)

The Sixth Sense and Titanic are the same movie.

Icy dead people.

What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common?

Their careers ended after seeing dead people.

My friend was about to jump off of the balcony of my sixth floor apartment. I yelled Don't do it!...

... You have too much potential.

If I had a penny for every time a girl asked me out..

I'd have 5 cents.

She said if I came back inside her house a sixth time she would call the cops.

5 out of 5 people enjoy Russian Roulette.

There was supposed to be a sixth, but he never got back to me about his experience.

Math Quiz: What is one third plus one sixth?

One second.

Did you hear about the nickel and the penny that got fused together and is haunted?

The coin has the sixth cents

What does titanic and the sixth sense have in common?

Icy dead people

Why isn't they physic coin a nickle?

Because it had a sixth sense

Sixth joke, Why isn't they physic coin a nickle?

Why isn't a psychic coin a nickel?

Because it has a sixth sense! :)

How do anti-vaxxers celebrate their kid's sixth birthday?

They put flowers on their grave.

The universe's greatest villain acquired his sixth Infinity Stone, and in the snap of a finger...

...half the NFL's fans stopped caring.

Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence.

"Icey dead people"

A fellow back home falls off a 10-story building

As he passes the sixth story, someone yells from the window, How's it going? The man yells back, So far, so good!

He's dead now.

My friend went to the bar and ordered 6 drinks

He took the first drink and drank it.

He took the second drink and tipped it on the floor.

He took the third drink and drank it.

He took the forth drink and tipped it on the floor.

He took the fifth drink and drank it.

He took the sixth drink and tipped it on the floor.



When I asked him why he was doing this he said, the doctor says I should only have the odd drink now and again

What do you get if you cross Titanic with Sixth Sense?

Icy dead people

My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.

The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.

I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."

My mother replies, "that's the plan."

There is a husband and a wife that, over their marriage, have eight kids.

One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.

The husband goes to his wife and asks her, "Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?"

The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.

The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, "So who is Billy's father?"

"You."

A husband and a wife over their marriage had eight kids.One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.

The husband goes to his wife and asks her, Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?

The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.

The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, So who is Billy's father?

You.

What do Mount Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common?

They both have icy dead people.

What do the movies The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people

A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room....

and said to himself every so often, "Boy, I hope I'm sick!"

After about the fifth or sixth time, the receptionist couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Why in the world would you want to be sick, Mr. Adams?"

The man replied, "I'd hate to be well and feel this bad."

For my sixth cake day I was going to just repost someone elses cake day joke.

But then I thought to myself...

Nah, I'm batter than that!

My friend told me excessive masturbation can lead to memory loss.

It's the sixth time he's told me.

Does anyone know what the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people

The Story of Creation as told by Dog

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy, and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

I just realized Titanic and the Sixth Sense are basically the same movie.

Icy dead People!

A guy told his friend "do you want to hear an edgy joke"?

His friend started laughing immediately.

"Hold on," said the guy, "I haven't told it yet. You don't even know if it's going to be funny. It might be offensive."

"I'm sure it's going to be funny" his friend said, still laughing. "I've always had a sixth sense of humor."

If a wealthy ancient Roman had a private bathroom on the sixth floor of his home...

...did that make it a VI P room?

On the sixth day, God outsourced to China.

That's why weekends don't last very long.

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