Sixteen Jokes
38 sixteen jokes and hilarious sixteen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sixteen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A bundle of sixteen jokes to make your sweet sixteen even sweeter. Enjoy a selection of times and seventies themed jokes that every sixteen year old will relate to.
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Funniest Sixteen Short Jokes
Short sixteen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sixteen humour may include short fifteen jokes also.
- "No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short." "Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"
"Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing." - Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman. NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN!
- Two little boys are at a wedding when one leans over to other and asks: "How many wives are we allowed to have?"
His friend answered "Sixteen. Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer!" - I will never forget my sons first words he said to me... Why did you never see me for sixteen years Dad?
- Why is three times ten same as two times sixteen? Because three times ten is thirty,
And two times sixteen is thirty, too. - It was only when I was wearing all sixteen watches that I bought that I realised I have far too much time on my hands.
- Did you know that Paul Revere had sixteen children? Apparently the British weren't the only ones coming.
- My sister thought of this one during the twenty sixteen election. Hillary and Trump are stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Who wins? America.
- How many bacteria does it take to change a light bulb? One.
No, two. Actually, four.
No! Eight. No, sixteen. Oh God. Thirty-two. Nope, Sixty-four. No... - For every one person that uses a Male Victorian Name correctly, another sixteen manage to misuse it. Now that sounds like a pretty Hiratio to me.
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Sixteen One Liners
Which sixteen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sixteen? I can suggest the ones about fourteen and eighteen.
- Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar… followed by Batman.
- I can sum up 2016 in four words Two thousand and sixteen
- Fifteen plus fifteen is thirty. Sixteen plus sixteen is thirty, too.
- Mummy can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen? No, David.
- A white rapper Walks into sixteen bars
- What's best about a sixteen year old girl? Her fourteen year old best friend.
- What has sixteen numbers and interests women? My credit card.
- im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen
told you i was smart... - What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth? The front row of a w**... Nelson concert.
- What do you call a woman with sixteen legs? An o**...
Sixteen Year Old Jokes
Here is a list of funny sixteen year old jokes and even better sixteen year old puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I am sixteen but I have the mental capacity of a one hundred twenty-three year old I am not smart just dead inside
Laughter Sixteen Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about sixteen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sixty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sixteen pranks.
A young boy was kissed by a girl he really liked.
But after only a few seconds, the boy abruptly ended his first kiss. "I'm so sorry, but I can't continue!" he said. "Why not," the girl asked, "didn't you like it?"
"No, that's not it," the boy replied. "It's my mom. She said that if I kiss a girl before I'm sixteen, I'll turn into a statue. And I could feel it starting already."
Lying
A minister told his congregation, Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17. The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.
A preacher tells his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. "
"To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, the preacher asks who read it, with every hand going up. The preacher smiles and says, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Two men arguing
I was in a nightclub queue when two blokes in front of me started arguing.
o**... pushed the other and said, "Four, nine."
The other man pushed him back and said, "Sixteen, twenty-five."
A bouncer reached for his walkie-talkie and said, "I need some help at the door. We've got a couple of men squaring up."
A guy walks past a mental hospital
A guy is walking past a mental hospital with a high privacy fence, and can hear some kind of chant going on. As he gets closer, he hears them chanting, "sixteen! Sixteen! Sixteen!"Curious as to what is going on, he notices a small hole in the fence. He walks over and presses his face to it to try and see in, only to get poked in the eyes. The chant continues, "Seventeen! Seventeen! Seventeen!"
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen", the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
He asked, "How do you know that?"
"Easy", the little boy said, "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said - 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
A hunter and his guide were deep in the mountains when they stopped to rest.
The hunter gazed at his companion and mused, "You know, I'm a pretty big fellow. If I had a heart attack or broke a leg, how would you get me out?"
"Last year, I shot a sixteen hundred pound moose way back there and got it out all right," the guide replied.
"How'd you manage that?"
"Twelve trips."
A minister told his congregation:
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Nearly every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
The President meets with 50 top recruits from each branch of the armed forces...
And says "Welcome! I want to give you all an opportunity to explore the capital of our great nation before we begin the tour of the White House. We'll meet here at 4:00...
For those of you in the Army, that'll be at sixteen hundred hours,
For those of you in the Navy, that'll be at eight bells,
And for those of you in the Marines, the little hand will be on the four and the big hand will be on the twelve."
THE SIN OF LYING
A minister told his congregation, Next week, I plan to
preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my
sermon, I want you to read Mark 17.
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon,
the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know
how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The
minister smiled and said, Mark has only sixteen chapters, I
will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.
Ha Ha Ha Haa
When I was a young boy,
My grandmother walked into my bedroom and caught me playing with myself. She smacked me and said "Shame on you! Save that for when you're 21!"
By the time I turned 21, I had sixteen jars.
How many wives
Two little boys were at a wedding when one leaned over to the other and asked, "How many wives can a man have?"
His friend answered, "Sixteen... four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."
[Possible OC] My dad just gave the birds and the bees speech to my 14 year old brother
I asked him, why didn't I get the speech when I was fourteen?
At this point I was sixteen and still haven't gotten it.
He said, You have natural protection.
I said, How so?
He said, Have you looked in a mirror recently?
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen." Little Johnny responded.
His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly.
"How do you know that"
"Easy," said little Johnny, "All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said "four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."
