Sixpack Jokes
33 sixpack jokes and hilarious sixpack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sixpack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sixpack Short Jokes
Short sixpack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sixpack humour may include short ale jokes also.
- What do you call a Snowman with six-pack abs? What do you can a Snowman with six-pack abs?
An Abdominal Snowman. - The teacher asks little Johnny : "Your dad buys 18 six-packs of beer at $3 a piece, how much is it ?" "I'd say about a one week supply, Ma'am !"
- How did Jesus get in such good shape to always have a six-pack in his paintings? Cross-fit
- I wanted to finally have a six-pack so girls would like me so I hired a personal trainer to work me out... ...I quit after two days because I couldn't take the ab use.
- A Man's Guide to Fine Dining A man invited a woman over to his home for a seven-course meal.
That's lovely, she said. What are we going to have?
He said, A hot dog and a six-pack of beer. - If you have a six-pack and a friend drinks five of your beers, what do you have left? One less friend.
- I spent my whole day raising awareness for the environment. Birds sure p**... at you when you attach six-pack rings to them, but man do I feel like I made a difference!
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Sixpack One Liners
Which sixpack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sixpack? I can suggest the ones about bodybuilding and downs.
- What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- What's a 7 course meal for an Irishman? A six-pack and a potato.
- What's a seven-course meal in Alabama? A possum and a six-pack.
- How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]
- How do you like my six-pack? It was only $4.99 in the ab-store.
- What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner? A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
- What's the proper plural of beer?
Sixpack. - What do you call a black man's sixpack? A Chocolate Bar
- Why are waffles healthier than pancakes? Waffles are pancakes with a six-pack.
- A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?
- Girl: I like guys with six-packs... Guy: *opens refrigerator*
- What do you call h**... with a six-pack? Hotler.
- What are three n**... girls on a six-pack beer? In the way...
Howlingly Hilarious Sixpack Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about sixpack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brewery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sixpack pranks.
This guy goes through the checkout line of the grocery store…
and he's got, like, a stack of frozen dinners, a six-pack of beer, a big 'ol bag of chips, and a single roll of toilet paper.
The cute checkout girl says, "Well, I know *you're* single!"
The guy says, "Well, yeah—how'd you guess?"
She says, "You're ugly."
Pouring rain, New York City. A drunk hails a cab.
Cabbie rolls down the windo, the drunk man says "hey mister, do you gave room for half a chicken and a six-pack in here"?
Annoyed, the cabbie says "sure"
the drunk says BLUGHHHHHH
Drunk in a Taxi
So, a drunk climbs gracelessly into the back of a taxi and says "Drive."
As they pull from the curb, he leans forward and asks the driver, "Do you have room up front for a large pepperoni pizza and a six-pack of beer?"
The driver replies, "Sure!"
The drunk bends over the seat and says, "HHUURRRRGGHHHHHH!"
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier was surprised, so the nun said, This is for washing our hair.
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer. The curlers are on me. -
Two natives are sitting at a bus stop
one of them is holding a plastic grocery bag. The other one asks him "What have you got in your bag?" He replies "I got a six-pack for my wife." The second one says "Oh... that's a good trade"
A single man is in the checkout line at a grocery store...
...and the cashier watches as he places each item on the belt: 1 frozen pizza, 5 TV dinners, 1 bar of soap, and 1 six-pack of Budweiser.
As she takes his money, the cashier looks at the man and says "you must be single, right?"
The man is taken aback. "You can tell that from what I'm buying?" he asks.
The cashier replies, "no, you're just b**...-ugly."
