Six Flags Jokes
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Six Flags Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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There are six American flags on the Moon.
Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now.
So it looks like the French landed there.
Why are firetrucks red?
Why are firetrucks red?
Well because firetrucks have six wheels, six is half a dozen. Usually when someone is using half a dozen and a dozen, they are referring to eggs. Eggs come from chickens, a male chicken is a rooster, roosters are often on steeples, steeples are are tall, like a mast on a ship, ships go on the sea, in the sea there are fish and fish have fins and the Fins fought the Soviets and the soviet flag is red.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line
How mad was the man when he couldn't get his family a ride?
Mad as a midget at a Six Flags!
Why do Mexicans love six flags ...
Because they can get a abortion and go on rides
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