Sitting Bull Jokes
12 sitting bull jokes and hilarious sitting bull puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sitting bull that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sitting Bull Short Jokes
Short sitting bull jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sitting bull humour may include short old bull jokes also.
- 3,000 male cows are playing musical chairs. What happens when the music stops? A whole lot of bulls sit.
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Sitting Bull One Liners
Which sitting bull one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sitting bull? I can suggest the ones about sitting duck and charging bull.
- As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . "How?"
Silly Sitting Bull Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about sitting bull you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bull jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sitting bull pranks.
A man is in an airplane from Miami to Paris
And a stunning gorgeous woman seats by his side. He's the eager to start a conversation.
"So, what are you doing in Paris?"
"I'm a scientist, I research s**..."
The man is now tempted:
"What have you discovered about s**... in your research?"
"I came to find that Native Americans have the longest p**... and Spanish can last the longest in bed. By the way, I'm Carol, what's your name?"
"I'm Sitting Bull Hernandez, nice to meet you"
Who Hasn't Read The Grapes of Wrath?
Farm boy John takes the cow to the neighboring farm which has a bull to have her inseminated. The neighboring farm also has neighbor farmer's daughter Sally. John and Sally put the bull and the cow in the same pasture and sit on the back porch and watch as nature takes its course. This gives John ideas so he turns to Sally and says, "I sure wish I was doing that". And Sally says, "Why don't you, John? It's your cow".
An Indian Chief is sitting under a tree...
An Indian Chief and his son are sitting under a tree, looking out over the plains when his son asks: "Father, why is sister named, Running Deer?"
Chief: "Because, my son, when she was being born I looked out of the teepee and saw a deer running."
Son: "Father, why is brother called Charging Bull?"
Chief: "Because my son, when he was being born I looked out of the teepee and saw a bull running. Why do you ask, p**... Dog?
A bull and a lion are sitting in bar
They're sitting for a while talking, eating and drinking. After a while the bull lion says: "You know what lion, your wife is a real lioness. She lets you go out, have fun, have a few drinks and still manages to have a laugh with you while my wife is a cow."
A farmer and a son live on a farm.
The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid.
He is so excited because he's just milked a cow.
Then he takes a big drink from the glass.
His father just stares at him.
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
It is a hot summer day in texas...
Gay guy walks into a bar and says, "sir may I have a glass of water it's so hot and I'm thirsty." Bartender goes, "sorry, we don't take too kindly to you her you gotta leave before you start trouble." Gay guy goes, "please sir! I will go sit in the corner I won't bother anybody I promise." Bartender says alright.
Gay guy is sitting in the corner drinking his water minding his own buisness. Barely anybody knows he's there. Then the most clichè cowboy walks in and declares, "Boy it is so hot I can lick the sweat off a bulls b**...!" Gay guy stands up and says, "Moo moo!"
Indian who remembers everything
A man was driving on his way to a business meeting amd had free time. He seen a billboard that said "Indian who remembers everything. Take next right."
The man decides to a pulls up. He sees and old Indian man sitting in front of a camper in a lawn chair. He walks up to him "how" and raises his hand
The Indian rolls his eyes and said "what would you like to know?"
"What did I have for breakfast ten years ago?"
"That's easy. Eggs."
"No, anyone could have guessed this. This is bull." And the man drove off.
Ten years later he's driving by and sees the sign. He can't believe the old man is still alive. He pulls up and walks over. "How"
"Scrambled."
An alcoholic, a chain-s**... and a homosexual walk into a bar...
...and each sit at a bar stool. After a couple of drinks a psychic approaches them and tells each one of them how they were going to die.
He said to the alcoholic: "If you drink one more time, you are going to die."
He says to the chain-s**... "If you smoke one more time, you are going to die."
Finally he says to the homosexual "If you get turned on by a man one more time, you are going to die."
The psychic left right after leaving the 3 men baffled and confused.
"I call bull-s**...! There's no way that's even possible!" exclaimed the alcoholic just as he took one big drink of his beer. He quickly collapsed and died right there on the bar floor. Both the homosexual and the chain-s**... were horrified as they realized that the psychic was right about his predictions. After taking their friend to the hospital they both leave and start walking to their car. Just then, the chain s**... spotted a full carton of cigarettes right outside of his car.
"Dude no way! Today's my lucky day!"
Just as the chain-s**... was about about to pick up the carton, the homosexual shouted:
"STOP! If you bend over to pick them up, we're both going to die."
Corporate Lessons
**Lesson No. 1**
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit saw the crow and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing at all the whole day?"
The crow answered: ""Sure, why not."
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, leapt on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral: *To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.*
**Lesson No. 2**
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings," replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him the strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, he proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon, he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral: *b**... might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.*