Sitter Jokes

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What do you call an Australian looking after his grill?

A barbie sitter

A 5 y.o. kid saw his mom and dad having s**....

Kid: Mommy, what are you doing bouncing up and down on top of daddy?
Mommy: Oh, I was just trying to deflate your daddy's tummy!
Kid: Was it because my baby sitter inflated it yesterday?

A woman is taking a bath with her daughter

The daughter looks down and asks her mom, what's that?
The mother replies, oh that's just my sponge
And the daughter says, oh! The baby sitter has one too and daddy's always washing his face with it

One time, the parents went out to dinner.

The sitter called and asked if she could cover the creepy clown statue in the kid's room.
The dad said: "Get out of the house. Call the police. We don't have a clown statue!"
By the time police arrived the scene, they found they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimer's.

I'm trying to convince my wife that we should become polygamists.

If we married a housekeeper, baby sitter, and landscaper, we wouldn't have to pay them.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

A little boy is in the bath with his mum and asks her what the hairy thing he found in the water is?

* Oh, that's just mummy's sponge * she replies
* Ah thought so * says the little boy * The baby sitter has got one of those, I've seen her washing daddy's face with it! *

Most veterinarians work in that field because they love to play with, pet, and love on the animals...

Same reason I became a baby sitter

Wife: i've sent the kids to the sitter

Me: cool
Wife: *taking clothes off* you know what that means?
Me: yeah, someone who looks after our children for money

Did you hear about the kid who was afraid of monsters under the bed?

The kid's parents taught him to call under the bed every night and ask "Are there any monsters down there?". If you don't hear an answer, then you can go to sleep and know that it is safe.
Well, One night his parents went out and he was stuck with a s**... baby sitter. She completely ignored him. So he made cereal for dinner and played video games on the TV till it got late and he was tired.
He went to his room and found his baby sitter just sitting there. She left his room, and he went to bed. He sat puzzled for a moment, because the baby sitter's hair was a mess, and she had a blank look on her face like something had happened. So, he called under the bed and asked, "Are there any monsters down there?"
After a few seconds, a voice answered back "No".
The kid died of fright.

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